Alba Has Sexiest Walk? No Way, Say Scientists!

Last week the Daily Telegraph released results of a very sexy scientific study claiming that Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk in the world. Alba's 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips, said the study, produced the sexiest strut, ranking her higher than Angelina Jolie, Kate Moss and even historical hottie Marilyn Monroe.

But according to Cambridge University Professor Richard Weber, who worked on the mathematical equation, Alba wasn't the winner. Weber was commissioned to determine the sexiest swagger by Clarion Communications, a PR firm that reps a hair removal product. He says the reported results are bogus -- Angelina Jolie is actually the sexiest strutter.

Adds scientist Ben Goldacre, writer for the Guardian, Clarion already had a winner in mind when it commissioned the study. Goldacre was told by a Clarion rep that in order to highlight the product, they wanted "Beyonce to come out on top followed by other celebrities with curvy legs such as J-Lo and Kylie, and celebrities like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse to be at the bottom -- e.g., skinny and pale unshapely legs are not as sexy."

The nerve!

According to a survey of 800 men, and Weber's mathematical estimations, Beyonce was actually ranked fourth and Angelina Jolie was the first place pick. Alba ranked 7th in the survey -- near the bottom -- but was chosen by Clarion as the winner for her "shapely curves and smooth, glossy legs," according to a Veet press release.

Said Weber, "The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do mathematics here. I do not endorse what the press release says."

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1. This is an actual paying job? wtf??

Posted at 1:49PM on Sep 5th 2007 by MissLissa

2. Thanks you so much for that heavy-duty scientific discovery.... and now back to finding the cure for AIDS.....

Posted at 2:05PM on Sep 5th 2007 by Erika

3. how in the hell is a erected pile of twigs like angelina #1 for sexiest swagger? that's gross! It's like watching a skeleton with skin and hair carrying a 50 lbs kid. I guess scientist like to see bony hips and knobby knees and toothpick thighs. oh yeah. that is so hot! *gags*

Posted at 2:16PM on Sep 5th 2007 by K to the T

4. I would rather do Jessica Alba. Thats what counts.

Posted at 2:21PM on Sep 5th 2007 by dregs

5. Please god tell me this is not being funded by taxpayers money.

Posted at 2:43PM on Sep 5th 2007 by cut, copy, paste

6. Yeah and I'll bet she's got the stinkiest crack too.

Posted at 3:07PM on Sep 5th 2007 by ass cheese or butt butter

7.
THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD! A CHEETAH HAS MORE STRUT THAN ANGELINA JOLIE OR JESSICA ALBA!

WHAT AN ABSURD STUDY BY "INTELLING" PEOPLE!

THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!!

THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!!

THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!!

THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!!

THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!!

THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!!

THIS MUST BE A JOKE!!!

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I READ THIS STUPID ARTICLE!!!! MY EYES!!

Posted at 2:57PM on Sep 5th 2007 by NYC

8. Wow, of all the things out there in the world time & money was spent on rating sexy walks by mediocre actors. Damn and what will they think of next?

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 5th 2007 by tl

9. Jessica Alba is HOT Angelina is so NOT!!

Posted at 3:27PM on Sep 5th 2007 by roro

10. who were the 800 dudes that placed a vote? angelina jolie???? please. beyonce? come on. seriously. this girl has tree trunks for legs. I am tired of b.s. stories about how these girls are so hot.

sexiest walk. hmmm. how about the entire line up of the next Victoria's Secret show.....
peace

Posted at 3:42PM on Sep 5th 2007 by spread the love

11. Good to see so many scientist hard at work debating this.

Researching:
- AIDS
- CANCER
- SIDS
- PARKINSONS
- ALZHEIMERS
- MS
- ALTERNATIVE FUELS
- WHO REALLY KILLED JFK/ELECTRIC CAR/BIGGE SMALLS

are such a drag.

Posted at 3:34PM on Sep 6th 2007 by ghostnyc

12. People...read the story!! It says that a hair removal company paid for the test!!!

I just hate it when sanctimonious people try to tell everyone else what they should be doing with their own money!!!

Posted at 4:46PM on Sep 5th 2007 by Bchbunnie4

13. She can walk in my life anytime any way she wants....She HOTT!

Posted at 5:01PM on Sep 5th 2007 by odnuf

14. Yet again people...READ THE STORY closely and it explains who paid for the data... it is not taking money away from cancer, AIDS, or even impotence research!!!

Posted at 6:35PM on Sep 5th 2007 by bchbunnie4

15. Scientists are geeks and tweebs.

Posted at 8:03PM on Sep 5th 2007 by Raoul

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