Alba Has Sexiest Walk? No Way, Say Scientists!

Last week the Daily Telegraph released results of a very sexy scientific study claiming that Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk in the world. Alba's 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips, said the study, produced the sexiest strut, ranking her higher than Angelina Jolie, Kate Moss and even historical hottie Marilyn Monroe.

But according to Cambridge University Professor Richard Weber, who worked on the mathematical equation, Alba wasn't the winner. Weber was commissioned to determine the sexiest swagger by Clarion Communications, a PR firm that reps a hair removal product. He says the reported results are bogus -- Angelina Jolie is actually the sexiest strutter.

Adds scientist Ben Goldacre, writer for the Guardian, Clarion already had a winner in mind when it commissioned the study. Goldacre was told by a Clarion rep that in order to highlight the product, they wanted "Beyonce to come out on top followed by other celebrities with curvy legs such as J-Lo and Kylie, and celebrities like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse to be at the bottom -- e.g., skinny and pale unshapely legs are not as sexy."

The nerve!

According to a survey of 800 men, and Weber's mathematical estimations, Beyonce was actually ranked fourth and Angelina Jolie was the first place pick. Alba ranked 7th in the survey -- near the bottom -- but was chosen by Clarion as the winner for her "shapely curves and smooth, glossy legs," according to a Veet press release.

Said Weber, "The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do mathematics here. I do not endorse what the press release says."

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16. I saw Angelina and Brad at Lake Havasu a couple of years ago and she looked like a praying mantis, SO thin she was a walking skeleton and moved very slowly. My boyfriend couldn't believe it, he always had the hots for her until he actually saw her. That was a couple of years ago, and she is much thinner now, so I'd say she looks much worse. She is addicted to diet pills, the really strong uppers you can get all over Europe without a prescription, and she is a just a skeleton now. Nothing hot or sexy about a pile of bones, but some of these scientists don't know Angelina has wasted away to the point of looking like an extra in "The Night of the Living Dead."

Posted at 11:11PM on Sep 5th 2007 by Ski Bunny

17. she's hot and that's all that matters...

Posted at 5:29AM on Sep 6th 2007 by cherrie

18. what about all the other women in the world that aren't famous? I'm sure someone can walk sexier...but this study is idiotic anyway.

Posted at 11:44AM on Sep 6th 2007 by Lauren

19. uh Comment number 9....please Beyonce's legs and walk are perfect...remember this....A man like MEAT....only a dog wants BONES

Posted at 10:53AM on Sep 7th 2007 by tadow

20. Alba is the sexiest natural woman - Jolie is going to need Brad to carry her skanky , skinny butt soon, not one thing sexy about Angelina anymore....she's over

Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 6th 2007 by Patty

21. Jessica Alba can walk into my life anytime she wants. For me she's the hottest woman on this planet. I recognize beyonce has great legs and all. But Jessica has her stuff too. She was better when she was more curvy though

Posted at 2:38PM on Sep 17th 2007 by SAL 220

22. Oh please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only celebrities are the ones that have nice bodies? According to those measures, I'm pefect too' cause that measure is actually a waist-hip ratio to determine how high are the possibilities to suffer heart diseases. You can see more @ www.myspace.com/guitarheroinejayjay

Posted at 11:11PM on Sep 25th 2007 by JayJay

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