Brad Pitt: Aging is the Pits

Even the hottest movie stars sometimes feel old and decrepit. Take two-time Sexiest Man Alive honoree Brad Pitt, who admits in the October issue of Details that turning forty took a heavy toll on him. "One thing sucks, your face kind of goes. Your body's not quite working the same. But you earned it. You earned that, things falling apart," he said. Yah, he's a wreck.
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The beauty crisis didn't stop pretty Pitt from appearing half naked in 2005's "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," where he met current flame/baby mama Angelina Jolie.

And what about his tres internacional family? "They have the same dynamics I had growing up," Brad said of his three adopted children and one biological daughter, Shiloh. "It pleases me so much." So much, in fact, that he and Jolie are planning to expand their multi-ethnic brood, saying, "We're not done."

One thing that is way too done -- Brad's cyborg-looking face on the mag's cover. Who cares about aging, when you have Photoshop?!

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76. If you read those two varied quotes, much can be gleaned from them. First off, he compares his life prior to Angie as one of sitting around on the couch languishing in a world of non-importance. It wasn’t enough to just sit back, smoke a spleef, hang with your homies and bang your hot actress wife, Brad wanted to save the world, one brown orphan at a time. Jennifer was clearly too pedestrian for Brad and his philanthropic needs. Surely it had nothing to do with Angelina Jolie putting some kind of voodoo hex on him with her ethereal hooha while brainwashing him with her smoke and mirror “Mother Theresa” routine.

Obviously, Brad feels guilty about dumping Jennifer Aniston, but not guilty enough to keep from comparing his old life, as some kind of never-ending pretentious dinner party– to his new life — as some kind ennobled journey of transcendent awakening. Honestly, if I were Jennifer, I’d prefer to think it was the call of the Angelina’s wild nethers, rather than some kind of spiritual deficiency on my part.

That’s really pretty insulting when you think about it. While we can never be sure, I’d be willing to bet that if Brad had gone to Jennifer and told her about his desire to change the world she would have stepped up to the plate with him, but clearly, he was already too ensconced into Angie’s world (and her vajayjay!) -http://glosslip.com/2007/09/05/brad-pitt-offers-faint-praise-for-ex-wife-jennifer-aniston/

Posted at 1:34PM on Sep 6th 2007 by #1 fan

77. jm37211 post #76 You are a nutjob. Wow! what a mess you are. Mr. Pitt preach about being green when he takes private jets and helicopters!? Angelina got real skinny because she feels sorry for the people in the third world country who doesn't have anything to eat...hahahaha! she doesn't feel guilty enough because look at that purse shes been carrying, it's worth thousands of dollars. She can feed the whole village for that money. The money they spend on private jets and helicopter, they can feed a country in the third world for that money. DO AS I SAY BUT DON'T DO AS I DO...Mr and Mrs Jolie. They got 4 million dollars on Shiloh's pictures, how come they only donated $1M, on Pax pix they got Millions as well. Wow they don't just whore the kids they also made money off of them. If only Im famous like them, I will also adopt a lot of kids and make millions doing it. I think Brad and Angie is doing a great business out of adopting.
They need to stop whoring their kids just to make a publicity. They only take the kids out and about when they have a movie to promote. Ever notice that?

Posted at 3:56PM on Sep 6th 2007 by brangeloonies

78. Has anyone ever seen Brad and Angelina laughing and having fun together like Brad did with Jen? And, when they are together they keep their distance from each other.........
Is there really any love between them or is Brad just stupid.......Wake up Brad. You are a great babysitter and trophy.........I WANT TO SEE AND FEEL LOVE BETWEEN THEM. She
hauls the kids around like they are luggage---is that good for kids? Wisdom

Posted at 11:59AM on Sep 13th 2007 by wisdom

79. brad looks tired and wore, but still looks good! if only he would get rid of whacko angie the slut!

Posted at 2:26AM on Sep 13th 2007 by CANDI

80. angie the pro humper is taking you down and out brad wake up!!

Posted at 2:36AM on Sep 13th 2007 by CANDI

81. angelina jolie will screw anyone from her co-stars in movies, look in the past brad, you are not the only one who's bben inside the witch!!

Posted at 2:37AM on Sep 13th 2007 by CANDI

82. To me he looked better when he was with Jen! I bet when he sees Jen now he feels stupid. All he has now is a bag of bones! Angie has a pretty face but I know she is always poking him or the kids with her bones! He shouldn't have left Jen!

Posted at 3:31PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Jackie

83. BOTOX MUCH? DYE? What would he really look like NOT photoshopped, with NO BOTOX and hair dye. He's getting old, that's the plain fact. I admire George Clooney, who is the same age for being NATURAL nevermind the fact that he looks like a Greek God!
Brad Pitt is the PITTS

Posted at 4:38PM on Sep 18th 2007 by BOTOX MUCH?

84. ALL OF YOU
JEN WOULD NOT HAVE A BABY!
How do you know????
Her husband cheated on her. Fact.
Her marriage was OVER Fact
You know NOTHING of what these people did or do or why, so STOP DUMPING on Jen with things you HEARD or THINK might have happened, GET ON WITH IT> She has.

Posted at 4:52PM on Sep 18th 2007 by ALL OF YOU OH JEN WOULD NOT HAVE A BABY

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