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Dr. Zaius from "Planet of the Apes"!
Donatella Versace and Dr. Zaius
While in NYC on Thursday, the 52-year-old life-sized Muppet bore an uncanny resemblance to the Simian society's blond Minister of Science, as played by Maurice Evans. You damned dirty ape!

Donatella really is an orange-u-tan!

We're Just Sayin'!

Tags: Donatella Versace, DonatellaVersace, Dr. Zaius, Dr.Zaius, Planet of the Apes, PlanetOfTheApes

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1. Honey, stay out of the sun!!!

Posted at 9:51PM on Sep 7th 2007 by Crazygirl

2. Hot diggity damn, my mother is 56, she aint got a whole lotta money, but by golly, she looks way fantabulous that Ms. Versace.

Wow, Kids stay away from the scapula!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:09PM on Sep 7th 2007 by AM NOT YOUR BITCH, BITCH.

3. So True!!!!

Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 7th 2007 by Nine

4. Actually, I'd go for that PR skank, Lizzie Grubzzz.

Posted at 12:40PM on Sep 7th 2007 by Del

5. I thought it was gonna be hulk hogans wife.

Posted at 12:41PM on Sep 7th 2007 by becky

6. I think she looks more like one of the cavemen from those Geico commercials.

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 7th 2007 by naughynaughty

7. ahahhahahha I agree with #1...all that damn plastic surgery be making folks look crazy when they get older and when they get too much....cuz my mom is 51 and is an all natural beauty!...she looks like she's in her early 40's. Donatella looks like a dude!!! Maybe that tranny look is in style now...lol.

Posted at 12:41PM on Sep 7th 2007 by t

8. Obviously money can't buy beauty. Damn......

Posted at 12:54PM on Sep 7th 2007 by becky

9. Scapula? you mean scalpel?

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 7th 2007 by SP

10. She looks like Hedda Nesbaum. The woman who had her face bashed in repeatedly by her husband who also killed thir little girl back in the 80's

Posted at 5:04PM on Sep 7th 2007 by Guinevere

11. I was thinking she looks like a blonde Steven Tyler....LOL!

Posted at 12:43PM on Sep 7th 2007 by coolchick

12. hahahahaha, i just spit out my water. hahahhahahhah roflmao!!!

Posted at 12:43PM on Sep 7th 2007 by jessica

13. I thought it was going to be that Victoria Gotti.

Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 7th 2007 by Flynn

14. Ohhhhh, man. If Gianni were still alive, he'd doubtless have told her to wear sunscreen & stop with the smoking already. Too much sun & cigarettes, and no matter how much plastic surgery you get, you're going to wind up looking like...well, like poor old Donatella.

Posted at 12:47PM on Sep 7th 2007 by cubalibre

15. she is soooo fugly!
kinda looks like the geico caveman's mother

Posted at 12:50PM on Sep 7th 2007 by elizabeth

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