Alli Sims and ... What the Funk?!

Alli Sims, blandish ex-assistant/Spears cousin, cruised to Tao Beach at the Venetian yesterday and copped some major swag. But- wait. Is that ... Shannon Funk?!?!? Now we're not certain... but it sure does look like Brit Brit's fired assistant who was served with papers in the ongoing custody debacle and who blabbed all over OK! Magazine. Don't fake the Funk?


Britney Jean was nowhere around -- maybe she was rehearsing.

Ooh gurrl... we love a mystery!



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1. YAWWWWWN
BRITNEY'S A SKANK

Posted at 7:08PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Shay

2. who cares?

Posted at 7:08PM on Sep 9th 2007 by anonymous

3. wow

Posted at 7:37PM on Sep 9th 2007 by crymeariver

4. Britney who?


Gimme what?

Posted at 7:10PM on Sep 9th 2007 by ELI

5. Britney who?

Gimme what?

Posted at 7:12PM on Sep 9th 2007 by ELI

6. Don't diss her. i bet she still tastes like chicken!

Posted at 7:14PM on Sep 9th 2007 by travller

7. ditto. who cares?

Posted at 7:15PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Mandy

8. "Blandish" is right! She needs to stop hanging onto Britney's fame and get a real job! And a real haircut! Something about this girl seems shady y'all! Britney needs to get some real friends - like, maybe her family!!!!!!

Posted at 7:15PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Trish

9. Britney and her wenches........who give a crap!

Posted at 7:27PM on Sep 9th 2007 by CrabbyAss

10. This place sounds like some old biddies gossiping over the back fence. I know there is some real news out there. I read it today.

Posted at 7:46PM on Sep 9th 2007 by low low low

11. I am not the greatest fan of Britneys in the world but, I am watching to see if she can pu,ll this off. Shannon Funk needs to go elsewhere. She just has the face of a troublemaker. With the last name Funk I would definately change it

Posted at 7:32PM on Sep 9th 2007 by JUST ME

12. THEY BETTER GO WAKE HER UP AND GIT HER ASS OUTTA BED!!

SHE'S ON IN A FEW HOURS! Make her an ABSOLUT n' TANG asap!!

Posted at 7:35PM on Sep 9th 2007 by B. Fweeners

13. She's not missing y'all!! she's getting her weave/hat on!! It's Hard ***damned work looking that good!
Hopefully a manicure (chisel) and good shower (powerwasher) and scrubbing (think Silkwood) were prerequisites for the show.

Posted at 7:40PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Ruuuudey

14. you mean OK magazine maybe didn't get the quotes right and flubbed and maybe fired employee maybe quit and didn't talk.

Posted at 7:42PM on Sep 9th 2007 by LMAO

15. Where do these girls get the money to shop at high end Vegas shops? Is Fritters footing the bill? They're nothing but leeches. Watch yer wallet, Brit!

Posted at 8:18PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Doowak

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