Alli Sims and ... What the Funk?!

Alli Sims, blandish ex-assistant/Spears cousin, cruised to Tao Beach at the Venetian yesterday and copped some major swag. But- wait. Is that ... Shannon Funk?!?!? Now we're not certain... but it sure does look like Brit Brit's fired assistant who was served with papers in the ongoing custody debacle and who blabbed all over OK! Magazine. Don't fake the Funk?


Britney Jean was nowhere around -- maybe she was rehearsing.

Ooh gurrl... we love a mystery!



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16. hey low low low You know what the website is about and if your so interested in nes then go to another website and dont worry about it. You obviously thought it was good enough to comment on

Posted at 7:49PM on Sep 9th 2007 by JUST ME

17. I really think the blonde is Alli's BFF, Lucy Walsh, but I could be wrong.

Posted at 7:56PM on Sep 9th 2007 by J

18. a mag. paid funk 250k to tell her story after she got fired by Britney about a month ago. SO obvious Britney has now paid Funk to be seen on great terms with allie and before funk hits the witness stand for kfeds subpeona. Once again britney has paid her way out of testimony funk would have placed in the courts. Really now.. who hangs around with their bosses friend or cousin once their boss fires them... ??? unless funk is getting another payout from britney this time.

Posted at 7:57PM on Sep 9th 2007 by sean+jayden=Menendez brothers in the making

19. that isnt even shannon funk. i saw her out last night at area, i heard shes dating jamie keneddy. isnt he like 40? ha.

Posted at 8:04PM on Sep 9th 2007 by anonymous

20. that is shanon funk .. click archive on x17online.com and key in spears or funk. Its definetely funk

Posted at 8:06PM on Sep 9th 2007 by sean+jayden=Menendez brothers in the making

21. shannon funk is dating jamie kennedy.they were seen out at body english in vegas last weekend. and all over LA this week

Posted at 8:17PM on Sep 9th 2007 by anonymous

22. Come on, you really think Alli would be kissing up to Shannon Funk? Go look at pictures of Shannon Funk and Lucy Walsh. Lucy has a myspace page. They could be twins. It is Alli's best friend, Lucy Walsh. Shannon set Britney up and Alli is loyal to Britney. She would never do this. Lucy is a great singer. Shannon Funk is trash.

Posted at 8:41PM on Sep 9th 2007 by jackieblue

23. It isn't Shannon, it's Alli's friend Lucy...seriously

Posted at 10:08AM on Sep 10th 2007 by A Britney Fan

24. Brit Brit's career is over. Sorry.

Posted at 9:07PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Bird

25. That was the most uninspired performance I've ever seen.

Whose idea was the bikini? Dear God, no. Did someone tell her DON'T SMILE? She looked terrified. Every movement of her arms and legs looked like she was thinking, "Ok wait, what's my next step?"

And the crowd's reaction? Didn't exactly bring down the house.

Awful. She's not even cut out for the 12th grade talent show. The only good thing about the performance? Her hair looked nice, for once.

Posted at 9:08PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Me

26. Ah! I actually know that chick! that's NOT shannon funk, that is Lucy Walsh, Joe Walsh (of The Eagles) daughter. She used to be ashley simpson's backup singer and is friends with britney.

Posted at 9:09PM on Sep 9th 2007 by lalalallalalalaalal

27. Hey TMZ – you stole my post! After I asked if it was Shannon, you deleted my post and changed your headline. C’mon!!

Posted at 9:09PM on Sep 9th 2007 by HEY TMZ

28. And what happened to the Criss Angel EXCITEMENT that was supposed to happen?

Ugh, this was just BAD.

Posted at 9:10PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Me

29. I just seen the performance. It was good but not all like they claimed but good. The comments by Sarah Silverman afterwards about her kids I would beat that girls ass for that one

Posted at 9:11PM on Sep 9th 2007 by JUST ME

30. The performance was lackluster to say the least. She didn't even do a good job lip synching. She even appeared to have got out of sync with the song.

Posted at 6:00AM on Sep 10th 2007 by fab

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