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Britney: Can She Pull It Off? She's Nervous, Y'all!

Warm mess Britney Spears is set to get the party started tonight at MTV's Video Music Awards. While she's a VMA vet -- who could forget the Madonna kiss or her snake-charming "I'm a Slave 4 U" number? -- her nerves appear to be getting what's left of the better of her.

On Friday night, after a lengthy rehearsal, Brit-Brit headed out to the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino with her entourage. According to 24sizzler.com, a source overhead Britney saying how jittery she was about performing on the awards show.

Given the last year or so of her trainwreckedness, like this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this, it's no wonder Brit's nerves are causing her nausea. Tonight's performance could be the beginning of a new era for the toppled pop princess -- or yet another whooshing slide down the greased slope toward tabloid horror and the D-list .

Get your Weaveguards© on, she's a comin'!

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31. This lady has enough money coming in from her perfumes and old CDs. Her most important job is raising her boys, but I don't see that. She is constantly in pictures showing a piece of her body. It's so freaking twisted.

She should have had her kids taken away and been arrested for indecent exposure. What a double standard! A man wouldn't have gotten away with exposing himself like she has.

Posted at 2:43PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Susie

32. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS ARE TRAILER PARK TRASH/ANNA NICHOLE SMITH WANNABES WHO BELIEVE THAT IF BRIT ESCAPED FROM THE TRAILER PARK WITHOUT SCHOOL AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY THEN ANY TRAILER PARK TRASH COULD ESCAPE AND SPEND ALL DAY DOING STUFF INSTEAD OF STANDING OVER A DEEP FRIER, EATTING OREOS AND COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM WHILE SHE WAITS FOR HER HUSBAND OF TWO MONTHS TO GET HOME AND HELP WITH THE THREE SCREAMING BRATS.

BRIT OFFERED HOPE THAT TRAILER PARK TRASH COULD GET A FAST DIVORCE (((TWICE!!) AND HAVE NANNIES TAKE CARE OF THE BRATS. AND GO TO STARBUCKS INSTEAD OF EATING DEEP FRIED HOGS FEET AND OREOS.

THAT'S WHY BRIT HAS FANS.

Posted at 12:35PM on Sep 9th 2007 by bustup

33. She's gonna rock it! Believe it! I'm not sure whether it was the VMA's or Grammy's but
there were a slew of performers, Janet Jackson included, over the past 5 years and
every single one of them were lip-syncing (sp?). This girl (or her PR people) is a
marketing genius ala Madonna. She had 9 months of what I would call "planned
insanity" and it's all going to pay off tonight, y'all.

And as someone else stated to Jean, lay off the "mother crap." Worry about YOUR
kids because Britney's kids are just fine.

By the way, her horrible record as some of you have stated, is number 9 on the
Billboard charts and climbing....it's only been out for less than a week!

Watch tonight kids, the VMA's will have their highest ratings ever!

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Gypsy

34. It would be nice for her to make a success of her performance tonight. Foe her and her children. Maybe it would turn everything around for her.

Posted at 12:44PM on Sep 9th 2007 by kokomo

35. Hey #32 bustop You sure know a lot about Trailer Trash. Which trailer park are you living in?

Posted at 12:47PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Matty

36. I hope she does well. And for all of you commenting on her parenting, the truth is that you have no idea what she is like as a mother, except what you have read in the tabloids. Maybe you need to pay more attention to you own life, instead of the life of someone you don't even know. Either way, when you make comments about something you can't possibly know anything about, you only make yourself look stupid.

Posted at 12:50PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Puh-lease

37. How did She ever make all that money???? She will probly be broke busted and disgusted soon...She should never have married the MEN Pimps or USers ..she is 1 dumb broad but I hope she can straighten it all out and YES Be a good MOM....She needs lots of pro help and decent people in her llife asap

Posted at 12:38PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Rahab

38. Spear Britney - you said it best. :-)

This trailer trash trainwreck has never been able to sing. Yes, she was entertaining in the past, but she's not even that any more.

Posted at 1:00PM on Sep 9th 2007 by The DQ

39. I hope they boo her off the stage..She is a has been and terrible mother at that. She should stay home and be a mom for a change! Brit...you suck!

Posted at 1:04PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Yuck

40. Britney i know you can make it ... i will pray for you and cannot wait to see your performance :) i love you no matter what and i know you will do the best you can ....hopefully to get your new cd soon :)

Posted at 1:06PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Andrew

41. i'd be nervous too if i looked as bad as she does, and have to perform on stage in front of my peers. she's huge.

Posted at 1:10PM on Sep 9th 2007 by jj

42. I hope she trips and falls then a huge anvil crushes her..

Posted at 1:12PM on Sep 9th 2007 by fun-fun

43. She has been performing since a very young age so she really should pull it off. I'm watching it and hoping much that she can pull it off. The song she is performing is hot so thats a good sign. I'm hoping you do well Britney! Fingers crossed its goes smothely!

Posted at 3:39PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Jimm

44. Well with today being Sunday I have nothing negative to say about Brittany..I believe in second chances...I also believe that she deserves this...I hope for the sake of her sanity and her children that everything falls in her favor...God Bless you Britt....I'm praying for you...
Mrs. Colegrove

Posted at 1:19PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Mrs. colegrove

45. Good Luck, and God Bless

Posted at 4:33PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Andrew

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