Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted vacationing in Portugal over the weekend showing off some major talent. 
TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the photo might cause. Well, that and the fact that the only pictures available are of his backside. And what a side it is!
16. This man is fine to the up most,,, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, he's thick,, OMG he's really fine... lock me up in those thighs
Posted at 9:21AM on Sep 11th 2007 by niceazz
17. holy shumoly!!!! those guys should have to play naked! YOWSA!!!!
Posted at 3:20PM on Sep 10th 2007 by kim
18. god i love america---where women can get down and dirty without fear of being stoned to death!!!!
Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 10th 2007 by kim
19. he has a cute birthmark on his right buttcheek :)
Posted at 3:28PM on Sep 10th 2007 by didi
20. Sweet Mother of Jesus! That is what you call a back! HOT! HOT! HOT! I wonder if the front is as yummy as the back!!!
Posted at 3:34PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Go With The Flow
21. I have no idea who this guy is or what he looks like from the front but YUMMMM.
Posted at 7:36PM on Sep 10th 2007 by cutiepie
22. Looks G. to me.
Posted at 3:46PM on Sep 10th 2007 by R.Zimmerman
23. I don't have a clue what he looks like from the front, not sure I really care. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN rear view, though!
Posted at 8:34AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Lisa
24. I absolutely adore this boy. This picture is gorgeous!!! He needs to come to the states ASAP and show us how hott soccer players really are!
Posted at 4:58PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Drea
25. He's mine
Posted at 5:12PM on Sep 10th 2007 by ms. ronaldo
26. TAKE BECKHAM AND BRING US RONALDO TO THE USA PLEASE ASAP.... ....PLEASE?
PRETTY PLEASE? WITH A CHERRY ON TOP? OH COME ON JUST BRING HIM!!!
21. Looks G. to me.
Posted at 3:46PM on Sep 10th 2007 by R.Zimmerman
PLEASE DONT EVEN START RUMMORS!! YOU ARE JUST HATING BIG TIME!!!
Posted at 7:20PM on Sep 10th 2007 by LIZZIE
27. my god... he is fine as hell
Posted at 8:14PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Orchid
28. Awesome!! Thanks TMZ! I agree with #17. Naked soccer please!
Posted at 1:54PM on Sep 12th 2007 by justsomegirl
29. what else can one say ? DAMN ! that man is FINE ! what the heck is it about soccer players ?! i can't think of a single american sports star who compares... but then, the american guys are afraid to show off their bodies so maybe there's some babe out there hidden under his baggy shorts and hoodie. c'mon guys ! if you've got it, flaunt it !!
Posted at 9:01PM on Sep 10th 2007 by el polacko
30. I adore Cristiano Ronaldo.
He is such a talented footballer and so damn sexy!
More pics please! Can't get enough of him!
Posted at 6:45AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Audrina
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