And we're pretty sure he's not fibbing: "Michelle and I couldn't be more happier [sic] and I wouldn't LIE about that!" says Jonny, who's perhaps most famous for concocting what "Survivor" host Jeff Probst called "the greatest lie" in the show's history. He came third in the seventh season.
The sweethearts have been dating for two years. Where's an island when you need one?