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Brit Fan Hops Crazytown Express

A Britney Spears fan is rushing to the popwreck's defense with a YouTube video -- and he crazy!

In a video posted yesterday, the Brit superfan and sometimes wannabe Chris Crocker launched into a two-minute rampage -- straight from the bottom of a broken heart -- caused by all the Britney haters.

A frazzazzled warm mess of screaming fits and extreme tears about Brit's cataclysmic VMA "performance," Crocker tries to stick up for his fallen idol, exclaiming, "You're lucky she even performed for you bastards." His best line -- "Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!" Next stop, Crazytown!



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301. this man or woman... who knows... has a million viedoes on youtube and expects us to take his cries for Britney seriously? he/she got the attention they were looking for... kudos whack job!

Posted at 7:45PM on Sep 12th 2007 by jaz23

302. This "actor" is only plying (weakly) his trade. This spectacle of superficial compassion for Britney Spears is false, and this atrocious performance is really all about him (her?) Regardless of mental illness or crafty deception, count this person as just another user taking advantage of Britney's fame to gain a little notoriety for himself.

It won't work. No producer in any big-time media business would touch a nut case like this. He does not understand that the industry is first and foremost a business. It allows its talent some wild freedom for outlandish expression, but the entertainers must be stable enough to work with management and delivery the entertainment product (are you listening, Britney?)

This urchin should hope for no higher than to "star" on the internet portals. Oh, and uh, Chris... take a valium and pick a gender, please.

Posted at 8:00PM on Sep 12th 2007 by mushmouth

303. Whine you little bitch whine.

Posted at 9:27PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Big Bear

304. Midol, sista. Midol.

Posted at 2:02PM on Sep 13th 2007 by zero cool

305. Dear human haters:

Is this what our culture of hate is creating?

Posted at 3:15AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Demi

306. Ummmm....... Who is this Joan Crawford?faye Dunaway looking dude? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!

Posted at 8:13AM on Sep 13th 2007 by SouthnBoy

307. Why the hell is he crying over Britney? It's not as if he and Brit are the best of buds. If he died tomorrow, Brit wouldn't go to his funeral. She doesn't know this person from Adam, and he's made an ass out of himself in front of the whole nation. Get a life bud...and some masculinity!

Posted at 4:46PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Melinda the Body Bender

308. Oh wow.....is this person a female or male?....I can't tell.....I guess that thing is a he/she to me lol

Posted at 2:32PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Ashley Marie A

309. This guy is absurd. If you watch the video through yahoo.com he bashes on Mariah Carey. How the hell did he manage to bring her up in this scandel when it was all about Britney? Oh I know, because he had to bring someone else into this! I'm appalled that he said that Britney is more talented than Mariah. ABSOLUTELY APPALLED! Mariah can SING! Britney? She can dance.
This guy needs to get some class.

Posted at 4:24PM on Sep 13th 2007 by mushortgurl03

310. Awww. Bless him's heart. Er, her heart. No wait... yeah, his heart.

Whatever this guy's on, I'm not wanting any of it.

Posted at 7:41PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Mar

311. WHAT is WRONG with this guy/chick? Anyone who becomes this hysterical over a washed up pop star has their priorities seriously out of order,my god even on my worst days of PMS I'd never act like that! Perhaps our friend Mr crocker is suffering from just that.

Posted at 12:38AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Danielle

312. This is why Bush doesn't want gays to marry.

Posted at 6:11AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Leroy Smith the 5th

313. That was a guy??? I'm sure Britney will definitely feel touched after watching an off-med superfreak feel for her...

Posted at 9:32AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Dalila

314. HOLY CHIT!!!

I feel the same way as He does..BUT OMG...I dont even know her..B.S> I think that ;;THEY" do and have always Picked on the poor girl...But..This Guy is really out there ..to be sooo emotionally about her..That is scray CHIT..If I were B. S. I would be VERY SCARED of that FAN!!

Posted at 11:38AM on Sep 14th 2007 by WTF?

315. His gene pool needs a little chlorine!

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 14th 2007 by Frank

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