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Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

Posted Sep 11th 2007 10:32AM by Celly

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!



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16. she got man-hands

Posted at 11:14AM on Sep 11th 2007 by take dat betches

17. Why would you walk around with that in a CLEAR bag?
She's a pig and always will be. I don't care how many kids' books she writes.

Posted at 11:16AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Prnzez

18. Actually Tmz this is a very private moment and private things that people really need not know.

ALSO, I TUNED INTO YOUR TELEVISION SHOW....WAS SO BORED WITHIN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.....WENT ON TO WATCH RERUNS OF STILL STANDING. BORING BORING BORING.....I PREDICT A QUICK CANCELLATION.

Posted at 11:20AM on Sep 11th 2007 by MARIA

19. You want to be that vibrator? Have you always wanted to be shoved up Guy Ritchie's ass?

For those of you that haven't read the other comments, this is a STRAP-ON!

Posted at 11:20AM on Sep 11th 2007 by LOL

20. Does anyone else notice that it's not just your run of the mill vibrator??? It's a strap on! For those of you that don't know very much about that kind of thing, it's a device a woman straps on to penetrate another person, albeit a woman or a man. Hmmmm... Madonna's always come across a lil' manly to me anyway. I'm sure she's just looking for a way to act out her control issues. Bend over Guy! Madge is bringin' it home!

Posted at 11:22AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Amber

21. what a media whore. she looks terrible these days. thank god they can use soft focus in her videos to...
isn't she afraid of her kids hearing about this and being embarrased?

Posted at 11:28AM on Sep 11th 2007 by elizabethhasselSKANK

22. I knew I liked Guy Ritchie for a reason.

He's kinky, baby!

Posted at 11:23AM on Sep 11th 2007 by John B.

23. I wonder if she is on the phone with the lucky recipient of her strap on (Rosie O'Donnel maybe)? She looks like she is saying, "I just got it and its purple your favorite color, I can't wait to try it out on you".

Posted at 11:22AM on Sep 11th 2007 by wee wee

24. Being cruel to others and a freak is Madonna's speciality. Wonder if she will pass on the information to her daughter? Fine mother figure she is to David and Rocco.. huh?

Posted at 11:24AM on Sep 11th 2007 by RawDeal

25. I wonder if she plans on wearing those dildo panties inside out. She probably figures she can walk around town all day being penetrated by the purple monster and nobody will even notice.

Posted at 11:27AM on Sep 11th 2007 by lee

26. box looks pink, not purple, to me.
this is SO personal, it's a shame we're even discussing it.

Posted at 10:06AM on Sep 30th 2007 by shut up already!

27. Like Kate (#15) said...

Awww, Madonna must be feeling left out. She is the master of manipulation and is well aware that bag is clear. I wouldn't be surprised if she's on TMZ herself looking for that photo.

Posted at 11:32AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Laura

28. Do I make you horney baby?

Posted at 6:24PM on Sep 11th 2007 by The Purple Penetrator

29. It's just GOT TO BE a joke....or I pity Guy....kinda humiliating to have millions "assume"
you are gonna get "it" from your wife....LOL It has to be a "gag" gift for a girlfriend...or maybe a "gag" gift for HER girlfriend.....boy, am I "on" today or what??? LOL

Posted at 11:33AM on Sep 11th 2007 by looloo

30. Does she look like a hag from that side or what???

Posted at 11:34AM on Sep 11th 2007 by looloo

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