
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!

Why would you walk around with that in a CLEAR bag?
She's a pig and always will be. I don't care how many kids' books she writes.
Actually Tmz this is a very private moment and private things that people really need not know.
ALSO, I TUNED INTO YOUR TELEVISION SHOW....WAS SO BORED WITHIN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.....WENT ON TO WATCH RERUNS OF STILL STANDING. BORING BORING BORING.....I PREDICT A QUICK CANCELLATION.
You want to be that vibrator? Have you always wanted to be shoved up Guy Ritchie's ass?
For those of you that haven't read the other comments, this is a STRAP-ON!
Does anyone else notice that it's not just your run of the mill vibrator??? It's a strap on! For those of you that don't know very much about that kind of thing, it's a device a woman straps on to penetrate another person, albeit a woman or a man. Hmmmm... Madonna's always come across a lil' manly to me anyway. I'm sure she's just looking for a way to act out her control issues. Bend over Guy! Madge is bringin' it home!
what a media whore. she looks terrible these days. thank god they can use soft focus in her videos to...
isn't she afraid of her kids hearing about this and being embarrased?
I wonder if she is on the phone with the lucky recipient of her strap on (Rosie O'Donnel maybe)? She looks like she is saying, "I just got it and its purple your favorite color, I can't wait to try it out on you".
Being cruel to others and a freak is Madonna's speciality. Wonder if she will pass on the information to her daughter? Fine mother figure she is to David and Rocco.. huh?
I wonder if she plans on wearing those dildo panties inside out. She probably figures she can walk around town all day being penetrated by the purple monster and nobody will even notice.
box looks pink, not purple, to me.
this is SO personal, it's a shame we're even discussing it.
Like Kate (#15) said...
Awww, Madonna must be feeling left out. She is the master of manipulation and is well aware that bag is clear. I wouldn't be surprised if she's on TMZ herself looking for that photo.
It's just GOT TO BE a joke....or I pity Guy....kinda humiliating to have millions "assume"
you are gonna get "it" from your wife....LOL It has to be a "gag" gift for a girlfriend...or maybe a "gag" gift for HER girlfriend.....boy, am I "on" today or what??? LOL
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