Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!
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(Page 3 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsMaybe that toy is for the Gimp they have locked in the basement.
Madonna can do whatever she wants. She's rich and looks better than most people. Shes famous so....
Madonna go away. You had your hay day. Go to England and be a wife and mother. Have respect for your husband and children.
It was her husbandâs birthday yesterday, so itâs probably his birthday present. What do you buy a man that has everythingâ¦..
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why would you say that about her daughter????????????????? she was not asked to be madonna's daughter and so far she's always been seen as a young lady. don't be so perverted.
SuperStarSteve, that made me laugh out loud! What a disturbing thought.
Oh please, she wanted people to take a picture of her with that thing...anything to keep in the news, eh Madonna? We know you are faking it...I'm waiting for Guy Richie to finally get tired of your old ass.
She is getting so old...look at her face? She's doing Botox and mini-face lifts for sure. Her hands look like an old crow.
To think, a couple of years ago for attention, all she needed to do was kiss Britney and Christina on MTV and now she's walking around with a clear bag holding a strap on. Honey, it's officially time to hang up the conebra - you are as pathetic as the waxed beaver flashers. Wait, maybe that's next?
Fom Madonna's Blog:
Yes, that's a Purple Penetrator in the bag! Every year at our birthday parties we give each other gag gifts. Please don't make anything more of it than that! If you want to purchase one; however, you can get them here.
Purple Penetrator...that would be a cool name for the new album...NOT!!!
She's pathetic. ANYTHING for some attention, right Madge? Go home and grow old gracefully, for a change.
I meant to say FROM Madonna's Blog
BTW, TMZ edited out Guy walking behind her in the photo.

















