Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!
31. Maybe that toy is for the Gimp they have locked in the basement.
Posted at 11:36AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Johnny SoCal
32. Madonna can do whatever she wants. She's rich and looks better than most people. Shes famous so....
Posted at 11:39AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Secret Ninja A*A+)
33. She probably wears it around her mansion.
Posted at 11:38AM on Sep 11th 2007 by SuperStarSteve
34. Laziest publicity stunt ever.
Posted at 11:40AM on Sep 11th 2007 by DLC
35. It's a gift for katie holmes
Posted at 11:46AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Angel
36. Madonna go away. You had your hay day. Go to England and be a wife and mother. Have respect for your husband and children.
Posted at 11:48AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Sue
37. It was her husband’s birthday yesterday, so it’s probably his birthday present. What do you buy a man that has everything…..
Posted at 11:49AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Happy Birthday Guy
38. to celebu tramp
why would you say that about her daughter????????????????? she was not asked to be madonna's daughter and so far she's always been seen as a young lady. don't be so perverted.
Posted at 12:00PM on Sep 11th 2007 by common sense
39. SuperStarSteve, that made me laugh out loud! What a disturbing thought.
Posted at 11:54AM on Sep 11th 2007 by TheActualAnna
40. Oh please, she wanted people to take a picture of her with that thing...anything to keep in the news, eh Madonna? We know you are faking it...I'm waiting for Guy Richie to finally get tired of your old ass.
She is getting so old...look at her face? She's doing Botox and mini-face lifts for sure. Her hands look like an old crow.
Posted at 12:01PM on Sep 11th 2007 by stephanie
41. To think, a couple of years ago for attention, all she needed to do was kiss Britney and Christina on MTV and now she's walking around with a clear bag holding a strap on. Honey, it's officially time to hang up the conebra - you are as pathetic as the waxed beaver flashers. Wait, maybe that's next?
Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 11th 2007 by chelseasummer
42. Fom Madonna's Blog:
Yes, that's a Purple Penetrator in the bag! Every year at our birthday parties we give each other gag gifts. Please don't make anything more of it than that! If you want to purchase one; however, you can get them here.
Purple Penetrator...that would be a cool name for the new album...NOT!!!
Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 11th 2007 by The Big "39" for Guy!
43. She's pathetic. ANYTHING for some attention, right Madge? Go home and grow old gracefully, for a change.
Posted at 12:17PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Ho-Ho-Ho
44. TMI
Posted at 12:41PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Kelly
45. I meant to say FROM Madonna's Blog
BTW, TMZ edited out Guy walking behind her in the photo.
Posted at 12:00PM on Sep 11th 2007 by The Big \\\
