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9/11/2007 11:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!

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31.

Get a Clue:  1616 days ago

Maybe that toy is for the Gimp they have locked in the basement.

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Secret Ninja A*A+):  1616 days ago

Madonna can do whatever she wants. She's rich and looks better than most people. Shes famous so....

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SuperStarSteve:  1616 days ago

She probably wears it around her mansion.

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DLC:  1616 days ago

Laziest publicity stunt ever.

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Angel:  1616 days ago

It's a gift for katie holmes

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Sue:  1616 days ago

Madonna go away. You had your hay day. Go to England and be a wife and mother. Have respect for your husband and children.

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Sarah Silverman SUCKS!:  1616 days ago

It was her husband’s birthday yesterday, so it’s probably his birthday present. What do you buy a man that has everything…..

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common sense:  1616 days ago

to celebu tramp

why would you say that about her daughter????????????????? she was not asked to be madonna's daughter and so far she's always been seen as a young lady. don't be so perverted.

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Annasavannah:  1616 days ago

SuperStarSteve, that made me laugh out loud! What a disturbing thought.

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stephanie:  1616 days ago

Oh please, she wanted people to take a picture of her with that thing...anything to keep in the news, eh Madonna? We know you are faking it...I'm waiting for Guy Richie to finally get tired of your old ass.

She is getting so old...look at her face? She's doing Botox and mini-face lifts for sure. Her hands look like an old crow.

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brewstie:  1616 days ago

To think, a couple of years ago for attention, all she needed to do was kiss Britney and Christina on MTV and now she's walking around with a clear bag holding a strap on. Honey, it's officially time to hang up the conebra - you are as pathetic as the waxed beaver flashers. Wait, maybe that's next?

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Sarah Silverman SUCKS!:  1616 days ago

Fom Madonna's Blog:

Yes, that's a Purple Penetrator in the bag! Every year at our birthday parties we give each other gag gifts. Please don't make anything more of it than that! If you want to purchase one; however, you can get them here.

Purple Penetrator...that would be a cool name for the new album...NOT!!!

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Seriously:  1616 days ago

She's pathetic. ANYTHING for some attention, right Madge? Go home and grow old gracefully, for a change.

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Kelly:  1616 days ago

TMI

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Sarah Silverman SUCKS!:  1616 days ago

I meant to say FROM Madonna's Blog

BTW, TMZ edited out Guy walking behind her in the photo.

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