Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
Madonna
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Madonna

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31. Madonna can do whatever she wants. She's rich and looks better than most people. Shes famous so....

Posted at 11:39AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Secret Ninja A*A+)

32. Laziest publicity stunt ever.

Posted at 11:40AM on Sep 11th 2007 by DLC

33. It's a gift for katie holmes

Posted at 11:46AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Angel

34. Madonna go away. You had your hay day. Go to England and be a wife and mother. Have respect for your husband and children.

Posted at 11:48AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Sue

35. It was her husband’s birthday yesterday, so it’s probably his birthday present. What do you buy a man that has everything…..

Posted at 11:49AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Happy Birthday Guy

36. SuperStarSteve, that made me laugh out loud! What a disturbing thought.

Posted at 11:54AM on Sep 11th 2007 by TheActualAnna

37. To think, a couple of years ago for attention, all she needed to do was kiss Britney and Christina on MTV and now she's walking around with a clear bag holding a strap on. Honey, it's officially time to hang up the conebra - you are as pathetic as the waxed beaver flashers. Wait, maybe that's next?

Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 11th 2007 by chelseasummer

38. Fom Madonna's Blog:

Yes, that's a Purple Penetrator in the bag! Every year at our birthday parties we give each other gag gifts. Please don't make anything more of it than that! If you want to purchase one; however, you can get them here.

Purple Penetrator...that would be a cool name for the new album...NOT!!!

Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 11th 2007 by The Big "39" for Guy!

39. to celebu tramp

why would you say that about her daughter????????????????? she was not asked to be madonna's daughter and so far she's always been seen as a young lady. don't be so perverted.

Posted at 12:00PM on Sep 11th 2007 by common sense

40. I meant to say FROM Madonna's Blog

BTW, TMZ edited out Guy walking behind her in the photo.

Posted at 12:00PM on Sep 11th 2007 by The Big \\\

41. Oh please, she wanted people to take a picture of her with that thing...anything to keep in the news, eh Madonna? We know you are faking it...I'm waiting for Guy Richie to finally get tired of your old ass.

She is getting so old...look at her face? She's doing Botox and mini-face lifts for sure. Her hands look like an old crow.

Posted at 12:01PM on Sep 11th 2007 by stephanie

42. LOL..you guys always HAVE to go there..It just may be a GAG present for a Bridal Shower..It doesnt always have to be like that...And REALLY ppl..do you really think She would walk around with a SEE THROUGH bag.showing the world what she USES!! I dont!

IT has to be a Joke of some kind..or even a photoshop..

Posted at 12:09PM on Sep 11th 2007 by WTF?

43. She's pathetic. ANYTHING for some attention, right Madge? Go home and grow old gracefully, for a change.

Posted at 12:17PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Ho-Ho-Ho

44. Madonna has been a role model to all the Britneys, Lindsays, etc. They have learned they have to something sensational to keep themselves in the news so no one forgets them. Madonna has trained them well, and still uses these tactics herself now & then.

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Susan

45. The Brits are a bit looser than us, but the store should have at least brown bagged the Purple Penetrator.

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Bumpshack

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