Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin! Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
37. It was her husband’s birthday yesterday, so it’s probably his birthday present. What do you buy a man that has everything…..
Posted at 11:49AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Happy Birthday Guy
38. to celebu tramp
why would you say that about her daughter????????????????? she was not asked to be madonna's daughter and so far she's always been seen as a young lady. don't be so perverted.
Posted at 12:00PM on Sep 11th 2007 by common sense
39. SuperStarSteve, that made me laugh out loud! What a disturbing thought.
Posted at 11:54AM on Sep 11th 2007 by TheActualAnna
40. Oh please, she wanted people to take a picture of her with that thing...anything to keep in the news, eh Madonna? We know you are faking it...I'm waiting for Guy Richie to finally get tired of your old ass.
She is getting so old...look at her face? She's doing Botox and mini-face lifts for sure. Her hands look like an old crow.
41. To think, a couple of years ago for attention, all she needed to do was kiss Britney and Christina on MTV and now she's walking around with a clear bag holding a strap on. Honey, it's officially time to hang up the conebra - you are as pathetic as the waxed beaver flashers. Wait, maybe that's next?
Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 11th 2007 by chelseasummer
42. Fom Madonna's Blog:
Yes, that's a Purple Penetrator in the bag! Every year at our birthday parties we give each other gag gifts. Please don't make anything more of it than that! If you want to purchase one; however, you can get them here.
Purple Penetrator...that would be a cool name for the new album...NOT!!!
Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 11th 2007 by The Big "39" for Guy!
43. She's pathetic. ANYTHING for some attention, right Madge? Go home and grow old gracefully, for a change.
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