Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Madonna
46. Uh...Guys....The purple penetrator is not a vibrator as much as it is a strap-on dildo. Meaning that she was either using on her hubby's rear-end or on another girl.
Posted at 12:25PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Patrick
47. Well, she looks happy enough! Good job little purple buddy!
Posted at 12:33PM on Sep 11th 2007 by McConaughy is Old News
48. Geez I hope she's not planning on using a strap on with her husband.. nasty.
Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Glimmerdrive
49. its probably a GAG gift for a friend ..and if not maybe thats the name of her new album THE PURPLE PENATRATOR..hahahahaha
Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 11th 2007 by carlosjoe
50. TMI
Posted at 12:41PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Kelly
51. Hey that is funny.....i want one TOO! hahahahahah
Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 11th 2007 by oops
52. 11. I guess her husband can't get the job done. Maybe that is why they adopted the last kid.
Posted at 11:07AM on Sep 11th 2007 by roy
Roy, I'm sure you have an enormous todger, balls full of top quality sperm and amazing skills in the sack - but even you might have problems getting a woman of Madge's age pregnant.
Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 11th 2007 by its_called_menopause
53. i thought I saw that the dude from the African country where she got the kid was visiting her for a few weeks....Saw that last week....so maybe this is for her house guest....Do you really think she has to buy her own dildos? don't think so....
Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 11th 2007 by wait a minute
54. Yea, but look at that old lady face. Yuck. Who would want to wake up with THAT thing next to him.
Posted at 12:56PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Just sayin'
55. Maybe that's why she looks so happy?
Posted at 1:14PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Live and Sleazy
57. A normal person would have put the strap-on in her purse when she went out in public, knowing that the paps were standing by. At least for her kids sake
Posted at 1:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by clara
58. You guyws are such gossips. Madonna bought the strap on for the next time Beckham invites little Tommy Cruise over for a little romp. Madonna doesn't want to be left out of the fun!
Posted at 1:19PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Whoa
59. I wonder if dresses up in a prison guard uniform, then makes him suck on it after she finishes plowing him in the shower. LOL
Posted at 1:24PM on Sep 11th 2007 by bIUBBULa
60. omg I just googled it and it is a strap on ..............what the hell does guy like it in the ass or wha .omg ughhhhhhh
Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 11th 2007 by heidi
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