Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Madonna
61. Well, we know who the bitch in that relationship is!
Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 11th 2007 by kristi
62. ITS FOR HER TO BOINK THE DUDE IN THE SPINKTER. SHE WEARS IT LIKE A MAN
Posted at 1:56PM on Sep 11th 2007 by angle iron
63. Guy Ritchie likes getting pegged.
Posted at 2:09PM on Sep 11th 2007 by superdave
64. GRANDMA MADONNA DOING IT, NOT A PRETTY PICTURE, GAWD GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY BRAIN, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted at 2:18PM on Sep 11th 2007 by anonymous
65. #60 - Hilarious! Aren't she and Guy having problems? She's probably just being a bitch - knowing she'd be photographed with the strap-on. hahahaha
Posted at 3:01PM on Sep 11th 2007 by superrich
66. Maybe we should remember that Today is September 11th, and we should remember the people who died and not the Britneys, Lindseys and the Paris and Nicoles.
Posted at 3:16PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Sad in Hollywood
67. I cannot stand this person. She has a double standered. She is a slut, has put out a sex book, has sex shows for tours. Has made millions from all this, and she is allowed to have two children, & adopt another one. She won't let her children watch TV. What is she afaird of? Her kids will see what she really is. SLUT, SLUT, SLUT. I have never & will never buy anything she has done. She is past UGLY. People say she looks good. Where? What life time? Yeah. With a bag over her head. Gap toothed BITCH. Get lost. People ask why the young people in HOLLYWOOD act the way they do. Look @ this example. You won't have to wander to long.
Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Pam
68. Good luck, Penetrator, getting through that mess. Look, I bet she couldn't get off if her life depended on it. She's arguably one of the most sexless women alive.
Posted at 3:25PM on Sep 11th 2007 by R.Zimmerman
69. Purple strap on = not hot
Posted at 3:49PM on Sep 11th 2007 by I'm Hot
70. And she doesn't look the slightest bit embarrassed! Love it. Show's who's the pitcher and who's the receiver in the relationship. Who knew Guy was her bitch?
Posted at 4:01PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Koi
71. I hope everyone realizes that Madonna gets paid for this. That's why she always wears Ed Hardy. She's ALWAYS making money. So whenever she's photographed, she's usually being paid to wear/promote something. My best friend worked for her so I know this as a fact. She's a smart businesswoman.
Posted at 4:40PM on Sep 11th 2007 by John
72. Nice to see that I'm not the only one who uses it!!!
Posted at 5:28PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Lala
73. Madonna is the QUEEN. Acclaimed, timeless, and legendary. You faceless, gormeless NOBODIES should be bowing at her feet because she is better than you all and can kick all of your asses. Madonna fans holla!
http://forums.madonnanation.com/
Posted at 5:50PM on Sep 11th 2007 by MadonnaNation.com
74. Please carried in a see thru bag. She OBVIOUSLY wanted a picture of her and it taken =( She has no career right so hey how can I drum up a tabloid story? hum...
Posted at 5:58PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Kim
75. Good for her! Yes, you are right, she is using her powers of the media.
Posted at 6:22PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Neta
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