Madonna and The Purple Penetrator
9/11/2007 11:32 AM PDT
Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!