
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!

Please carried in a see thru bag. She OBVIOUSLY wanted a picture of her and it taken =( She has no career right so hey how can I drum up a tabloid story? hum...
Madonna is the QUEEN. Acclaimed, timeless, and legendary. You faceless, gormeless NOBODIES should be bowing at her feet because she is better than you all and can kick all of your asses. Madonna fans holla!
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Guy is British - he loves to take it up the butt! He learned it in his all-boys prep school. Good for Madonna, just looking to give her man what he needs! Why do you thinks he loves her masculine body?
Such a low-life skank, and media wh*re. She is a no-talent that has to act disgusting to get attn. Send her to the "Old Skank's Home" where she can sit around and be a perve 24/7. She is one of the ugliest losers out there.
Some people are just stupid this could be a gag gift Madonna Is really a Joker and likes to play gags on friends so you consider this news?
And they let this PIG adopt a little innocent boy???????? What will that child be exposed to??? what has he already seen and heard????? he would be better off poor and living with his real father who is very much alive, but very poor. Why didnt Madge the wealthy Pig, offer to help keep the father and child together, instead of buying the child and leaving the father to be poor and without his son??? She is a Pig and an insult to women and mothers.
So, what. I've got dozens, and it has nothing to do with my husband and his "ability". As far as the clear bag goes, my local Hustler store uses them from time to time so I don't see why that's so hard to understand. Walmart puts my condoms and KY jelly in clear bags too and I don't see anyone commenting on that. And then there's Spencers, again clear bags. Of course with my own bags, canvas, in tow now that's no longer as issue.
Someone's always got a problem with assertive women who take charge of their sex life, in what ever way that may be. From dildos to posing in Playboy uptight people have been coming after us for years, and it's not going to stop so this thread and some of the comments doesn't surprise me at all.
I've been saying her clam is smashed beyond restitution for YEARS. This just proves it. I'm suprised something so small will thrill her though. You'd think she'd need the Jeff Stryker Power Tool by now. Maybe this is little pocket rocket is just going to be used to keep her ear pierces open.
Sex Shops use transparent BAGS? C'MON! Can you spell PUBLICTY STUNT?
It's a "STRAP ON" BTW. She uses it on someone else - not the other way around.
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