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Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

9/11/2007 11:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!

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76.

kim    

Please carried in a see thru bag. She OBVIOUSLY wanted a picture of her and it taken =( She has no career right so hey how can I drum up a tabloid story? hum...

2496 days ago
77.

MadonnaNation.com    

Madonna is the QUEEN. Acclaimed, timeless, and legendary. You faceless, gormeless NOBODIES should be bowing at her feet because she is better than you all and can kick all of your asses. Madonna fans holla!

http://forums.madonnanation.com/

2496 days ago
78.

tellyouwhatithink    

Good for her! Yes, you are right, she is using her powers of the media.

2496 days ago
79.

Sharona    

Guy is British - he loves to take it up the butt! He learned it in his all-boys prep school. Good for Madonna, just looking to give her man what he needs! Why do you thinks he loves her masculine body?

2496 days ago
80.

MissVee    

Hope she doesn't chip her teeth - she's already got that big gap in front goin' on.

2496 days ago
81.

amazed    

Such a low-life skank, and media wh*re. She is a no-talent that has to act disgusting to get attn. Send her to the "Old Skank's Home" where she can sit around and be a perve 24/7. She is one of the ugliest losers out there.

2496 days ago
82.

H D    


PEOPLE!!!!!!

THIS IS A PHOTOSHOP SCAM !!!!! ARE YOU ALL CRAZY?

2495 days ago
83.

THE SOURCE    

Some people are just stupid this could be a gag gift Madonna Is really a Joker and likes to play gags on friends so you consider this news?

2495 days ago
84.

Penelope    

And they let this PIG adopt a little innocent boy???????? What will that child be exposed to??? what has he already seen and heard????? he would be better off poor and living with his real father who is very much alive, but very poor. Why didnt Madge the wealthy Pig, offer to help keep the father and child together, instead of buying the child and leaving the father to be poor and without his son??? She is a Pig and an insult to women and mothers.

2495 days ago
85.

UnderMySkinner    

So, what. I've got dozens, and it has nothing to do with my husband and his "ability". As far as the clear bag goes, my local Hustler store uses them from time to time so I don't see why that's so hard to understand. Walmart puts my condoms and KY jelly in clear bags too and I don't see anyone commenting on that. And then there's Spencers, again clear bags. Of course with my own bags, canvas, in tow now that's no longer as issue.

Someone's always got a problem with assertive women who take charge of their sex life, in what ever way that may be. From dildos to posing in Playboy uptight people have been coming after us for years, and it's not going to stop so this thread and some of the comments doesn't surprise me at all.

2495 days ago
86.

Jimmy    

I've been saying her clam is smashed beyond restitution for YEARS. This just proves it. I'm suprised something so small will thrill her though. You'd think she'd need the Jeff Stryker Power Tool by now. Maybe this is little pocket rocket is just going to be used to keep her ear pierces open.

2490 days ago
87.

DJ    

Sex Shops use transparent BAGS? C'MON! Can you spell PUBLICTY STUNT?

It's a "STRAP ON" BTW. She uses it on someone else - not the other way around.

DJ

2490 days ago
88.

Michelle    

Madonna probably has stock in the company. Sure she will show it. Best PR ever.

2490 days ago
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