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Katie Holmes or k.d. Lang?

The third Mrs. Cruise tried to go incognito in Paris on Tuesday, by dressing like an androgynous X-Files agent! The truth is out there!

Outfitted in a Matrix- trench coat, mens Oxford shirt, pleated (!) gabardine pants, and tasseled loafers, the Scientolomom had all the style and grace of ... an '80s Wall Street investment banker! Styling by Gordon Gekko!

It's clear who wears the pants in her family!

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31. Actually...she looks like a Scientologist. Anyone who has been in downtown Clearwater, FL will recognize this uniform. They all wear this or something like it. The only difference usually is that some of them wear a blue uniform instead of this look. Guess she is really getting sucked in now! I'm still trying to figure out why they are all up at 2am running around downtown like angry ants on an ant hill.

Posted at 6:04PM on Sep 12th 2007 by jes

32.
check out the car in the background.. ha is that how they park there?

Posted at 12:36PM on Sep 12th 2007 by whoa

33. We don't have to look PERFECT everytime we leave the house!!!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1370487/

Posted at 12:48PM on Sep 12th 2007 by SheepareCool

34. those trousers are SO not flattering!

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 12th 2007 by go

35. Tom likes her looking kind of manly? Who's shocked by this?

*crickets chirping and breeze blowing*

Anyone? Anyone?

Posted at 11:09AM on Sep 13th 2007 by sean

36. She looks very unhappy.

Posted at 12:44PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Sarah

37. Lay off her she looks gorgeous, out-together, classy and Kate Hepburn-like. Not to mention normal, in a good way. Does everyone have to go crotchless and show cleavage for you to notice?

Posted at 12:45PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Gracie

38. she is a phony she is too be so cut, so now because she is married to TC she change completely. where is her identity

Posted at 2:26PM on Sep 12th 2007 by marie

39. She's just going with the trend. This season it's menswear fashion for women.

Posted at 1:05PM on Sep 12th 2007 by The DQ

40. Tom Cruise is an old old man what in the heck is he doing to that poor little girl almost seems like an abomination!

Posted at 12:52PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Jake the Snake

41. Good grief people.....Why all the criticism?? I simply love the fact that she sports a classic look. She is tall, has a great figure, and can most certainly pull this look off with no problem! My gosh---after seeing the non-stop T&A show from Britney, Lindsay and Paris---and many other 'clebs I am forgetting to mention---she is like a breath of fresh air!!!

On the bright side, when Suri grows up, she wont be able to Google pictures of her mom's "vag-flashs" and "nip-slips" on the internet. There is a lot to be said for that in itself!

Posted at 12:54PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Shelley

42. Man she looks awful! Where are her friends and family? Doesn't anyone care enough to tell her she looks like hell? She is way to young to be dressed like this!!

Posted at 1:11PM on Sep 12th 2007 by littlebigmomma

43. Of course her boobs are sagging, she has joined the ranks of motherhood. Without surgery that's what a mother looks like. The thing is, most women wear a bra to hide the fact that that the days of taut, perky breasts are history . Some small women who were used to not needing a bra don't realize that even small breasts are not meant to be at your waistline.

The outfit is not horrible, I would just expect a more flattering version of the mansuit on someone with her money and taste. this appears to be from a vintage men's shop. Those pleated pants have got to go, they have never looked good on either gender. I'll ignore the bizarre platform loafers

Posted at 1:04PM on Sep 12th 2007 by kimk

44. She looks ever so sexy, dressed like that.

Posted at 1:05PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Mark

45. Wow! She's actually allowed out by herself without a chaperone from that Hollyweird cult (the 'scientiologists') - or is it possible she has a bodyguard after all beyond view just to make sure she doesn't say anything inappropriate like 'help, I'm being held prisoner by a brainwashing cult invented by a second-rate sci-fi writer who couldn't get it up so he invented a religion to swindle people out of their money, intimidate people and infiltrate sovereign governments who want to investigate us and expose us for the cult that we are'!"

Posted at 1:07PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Amazed

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