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Katie Holmes or k.d. Lang?

The third Mrs. Cruise tried to go incognito in Paris on Tuesday, by dressing like an androgynous X-Files agent! The truth is out there!

Outfitted in a Matrix- trench coat, mens Oxford shirt, pleated (!) gabardine pants, and tasseled loafers, the Scientolomom had all the style and grace of ... an '80s Wall Street investment banker! Styling by Gordon Gekko!

It's clear who wears the pants in her family!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Tom & Katie, Full Throttle Fashion

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61. Come back to the Rosary, Katie.

Posted at 5:42PM on Sep 12th 2007 by hailmary

62. Actually...she looks like a Scientologist. Anyone who has been in downtown Clearwater, FL will recognize this uniform. They all wear this or something like it. The only difference usually is that some of them wear a blue uniform instead of this look. Guess she is really getting sucked in now! I'm still trying to figure out why they are all up at 2am running around downtown like angry ants on an ant hill.

Posted at 6:04PM on Sep 12th 2007 by jes

63. I wonder what some of you people who judge so harsly look like..she has to dress that way to keep the crazy media off her ass!

Posted at 6:06PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Neta

64. She looks chic. I guess TMZ is so used to seeing total trash, that they forgot what a really put together look is all about.

Posted at 6:13PM on Sep 12th 2007 by dex

65. You know, Tom does love the "manly" look!

Posted at 6:26PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Gialynn

66. Katie clearly needs and intervention, a fashion intervention. She's a 20 something Hollywood starlet wannabe, not a 40 year old Washington DC lawyer.

Nicole Kidman tried to pretend she was as short as her then husband Tom Cruise and now his next ex-wife is dressing like she's as old as he is.

Posted at 6:38PM on Sep 12th 2007 by liz

67. Katie at least is presentable. Can't say that about the Olson twin. She is definitely dressed like a total slob. Katie looks like a natural beauty. She probably doesn't even need any make-up.

Posted at 6:39PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Betty

68. Chic doesn't mean a woman has to dress and look like a man and not looking trashy can be accomplished without dressing like a man. And the Cruise cadets seek out the paps for photo op after photo op, that'll be the day these two attention-craving space aliens try to to avoid the paps, LOL. Katie looks blue because she was raised Catholic and she knows she sold out to Scientology for the almighty dollar and the fame of being Mrs. Space Cadet. Katie thought she would be treated like a queen for marrying Tom Cruise, but she now knows Tom is a laughing stock and not very well respected. Katie is living proof that no amount of money can buy happiness. This is the real Katie Holmes, not the phony Katie she and Tom push in all the set-up photo-ops they get into magazines. Katie knows what she did and living with her mistake is going to continue taking her down. If she brings anymore children to this cult, she will truly prove she has no conscience left.

Posted at 7:11PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Kyla

69. LOOK at the soles on her feet they add 1.5 inches to here height.

Posted at 7:42PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Cheese Dog

70. So sad, Katie, what happened to your young, fresh-faced beauty and pretty long hair? Not to mention, your promising acting career? Look, your Dad is a lawyer. Let him help you out of this morass. Tom cannot keep you from having joint custody of Suri, regardless of what your "minders" say. Run, sweetie, and good luck!

Posted at 7:55PM on Sep 12th 2007 by chelsea

71. LOL poor katie, scientology got to her

Posted at 8:47PM on Sep 12th 2007 by AustralianGQ

72. I was just in Paris last week and it was cold! The girl isn't gonna be wandering around town in a tank and a mini! I think she looks nice...though some elements could use some help. (I'm looking at you, pants.) I love that coat.

As for whoever said she should throw on some high heels, screw that! I can't even imagine walking around on those cobblestones in high heels! Almost every woman there had ballerina flats on, though I know that is the style at the moment.

The car in the background is a Smart car--seeing as they are about as long as other cars are wide, you often see them parked like that. They are so cute!

Leave Katie alone, at least for this fashion decision.

Posted at 8:47PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Paris is cold!

73. Victoria Beckham wannabe. She looks miserable and out of place.

Posted at 10:05PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Allabouttheimage

74. She WAS a beautiul YOUNG woman, since she married Tom, she is a well preserved old lady.

Posted at 10:08PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Allabouttheimage

75. Where is her identity you ask? Tom holds it.

Posted at 10:14PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Where's Katie??????

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