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Madonna Shlepps to Israel for Yontiff

Israeli soldiers will be on special duty this week. No, it's not another disturbance in the Gaza Strip -- more like a migration of stars from the Sunset Strip!
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Adding to Middle East woes, Her Madgesty and family are planning to spend the Jewish New Year with her Kabbalah pals in the Holy Land. Shana tovah! The former Material Shicksa doesn't travel alone; Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and designer Donna Karan will reportedly be tagging along.

Party like it's 5768!

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16. Diane (purple penetrator) and Barbara (no children to adopt) - THANKS LADIES FOR MAKING ME LOL!
HILARIOUS! =)

Posted at 5:19PM on Sep 12th 2007 by THANKS FOR THE LAUGH GIRLS

17. JOHN - DUDE, SHE IS 49, 49, 49. SHE'S 49!
YOU SAY 50 LIKE ITS A BAD THING - YOU'LL BE THERE ONE DAY TOO, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR YOUTHFUL IGNORANCE.
SHE'S 49!!

Posted at 5:29PM on Sep 12th 2007 by CALM DOWN SQUIRT

18. Oh cripes... I'm glad I'm not living in Israel right now!

Posted at 6:09PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Raoul

19. Maybe she should walk around with THE PURPLE PENETRATOR in a clear bag on the holy lands. She is a sick cow.

Posted at 1:12AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Maryann

20. Leather? On Yontiff?

Posted at 6:55PM on Sep 12th 2007 by is_itchy_the_cat_or_mouse?

21. Fake Jews?? Wonder how long they would have worn their red strings in WWII? They insult the memory and realities of real Jews. Madonna is just nasty. Nice mix the way she wrote kid's books AND porn! She's versatile all right.

Posted at 7:18PM on Sep 12th 2007 by YumYum

22. Shana tovah!

Posted at 7:24PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Barbo Garbo

23. Madonna's pal Rosie O'Donnell is in Israel, too, according to her blog.

Posted at 7:53PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Mark

24. "THERE SHE IS, BROTHERS!!! JIHAD!!! JIHAD!!! JIHAD!!!

Posted at 8:15PM on Sep 12th 2007 by The Truth

25. Is Rosie O'Donnell in Israel with Madonna? On today's blog when asked where she was, she said in Israel. If true, she pulled a fast one on the celebrity press, didn't she.

Posted at 8:21PM on Sep 12th 2007 by phobic25

26. this whore is allowed in isreal?

Posted at 2:36PM on Sep 13th 2007 by jessica

27. I have an image of Rosh Hashanah as "The Day of Judgment". God sitting on His throne, with the books containing the deeds of a person opened for evaluation. All the Angels sitting around munching out on popcorn.

“Our Father who art in Heaven…..”

Throw the BIG BOOK at her.

Posted at 8:40PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Brian

28. I have an image of Rosh Hashanah as "The Day of Judgment". God sitting
on His throne, with the books containing the deeds of a person opened
for evaluation.

"Our Father who art in Heaven"....

Throw the BIG BOOK at her.

Posted at 8:49PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Brian

29. For real. The thought of the unholiest people imaginable soiling the holiest place on Earth..

Whore(s) of Babylon, anyone?

The Abomination of Desolation?

Posted at 9:31PM on Sep 12th 2007 by The Truth

30. I can not wait until Madonna's daughter gets a look at her mother dearest past life and all the crap that she's hiding and stuff she's still doing. Can you say internet, Lourdes will find out all the garbage the mommie has done!!!

Posted at 10:11PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Lenn K.

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