Talking Something with Corey Haim

31. I have a degree in drunkanese, he said:

"I got my ex Victoria...the lost boys and warner brothers...shes got men behind her, like there's men behind you...here she is she's like a snake with venom...now I gotta call Corey 2, Feldman I love ya, you no it's like a two way street..."

Translation:

"I am such a has been I go out with my old girl friends and talk about my only movie. I am so drunk I don't realize how pathetic I look but at least I am on TMZ! Now I must call the only other person on the "D" list that I know, Mr. Corey Feldman. Later!"

Posted at 5:00PM on Sep 12th 2007 by RockMother

32. Corey Haim is a jerk and an idiot...I feel bad that he's had all these personal issues, but the first step to reinventing yourself is one you have to take yourself...he actually thinks he's cool like he is...I also see he was with another woman...I guess the one from England he was with at shows end finally had enough...she was too sweet and together for him anyway. The Feldmans are a mature and together couple, and they certainly dont need this Feldman wannabe trashing their beautiful home.

Posted at 5:14PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Rubi

33. all I can say is GACKED to the nines !

Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Inspector Gadget

34. TMZ, finish the story....he was 'outside' of Cirprianis last night because he couldn't get in to the private lounge upstairs. Being too much of a loser and too broke to pay for the $12 bellini downstairs, he chose to stand outside. pretty sad that he peaked at 15 and has been sliding downhill since. loser.

peace

Posted at 5:59PM on Sep 12th 2007 by spread the love

35. I used to LOVE him. The Goonies, Lostboys, Lucus....all some of my faves! He was such a cutie pie. I fell bad for him.....

Posted at 7:05PM on Sep 12th 2007 by wowwykazowy

36. A few years ago, I went to LA and stayed at a low-priced motel in Burbank and the desk clerk told me that Corey Haim was staying in the room next to mine. I thought that was pretty cool, but I was also thinking....why? Doesn't he have a home in LA? Why didn't he stay home and why was he staying at THIS motel? One morning when I got up and walked by his room, the shades were wide open and I saw in his room.........it was a PIG STY!! There was crap all over the room and Dorito bags everywhere! Chips all over the floor, towels everywhere, clothes everywhere and nobody in sight. I always liked Corey as a child actor but hated to see that he was "slumming" it like this...........

Posted at 5:58PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Jthyme

37. That is coke-speak if I have EVER seen it. Clean and sober my ass! The dude is an addict.

Posted at 6:09PM on Sep 12th 2007 by PinkysGotNoBrains

38. I can't stand corey haim,what a hasbeen,who cannot face it.It was cute,way back when,but now ,yuck,and that foul mouth....

Posted at 6:15PM on Sep 12th 2007 by KerryBabyxx

39. Sounds like he needs rehab! he really is a lost boy!

Posted at 6:15PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Stacia

40. Poor thing.

Posted at 6:17PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Neta

41. The Feldmans are a mature and together couple, and they certainly dont need this Feldman wannabe trashing their beautiful home.

Posted at 5:14PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Rubi

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LMAO. Rubi, You're hysterical! The Feldman's don't own the house where the 'reality show' was filmed. Where on earth with has-been child star Feldman, and his desperate wannabe wife, get money to buy a house like that.

That house is located in, and the filming happened in, Canada. The Feldman's rent a shabby little apartment near LA.

And no, they aren't a 'mature' and 'together' couple --- although that's the narrative they were trying to establish on the fully scripted 'two corey's' show. Desperately trying to make themselves relevent, and in the process were attempting to throw Haim (who Feldman has ALWAYS been horribly jealous of) under the bus by painting the narrative that he's complete mess.

This is why both Feldmans, deluded with delusions of grandeur, would blow their top when Haim did anything on the show that didn't fit the loser narrative they were trying to paint.

I think Haim finally gets it: Feldman is no 'true friend to him, and that it would be impossible for him to be -- he's too envious to be. Feldman's phoney so-called friendship, and meanwhile taking horrible advantage of Haim's geniune kindess and openess, was likely a contributing factor to Haim being unable to break his self-destructive addictions for so many years. And Feldman secretly enjoyed Haim being a 'drug addict mess' during those years -- it made him think that for once in his life he was 'better' than Haim.

Posted at 6:23PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Sue

42. it is sad because he KNOWS he is a douche.. Yeah keep it up C, the downward spiral you so seem to love. You don't give a CRAP ABOUT THOSE WHO WERE/ARE FANS. Jerk aSS.

Posted at 6:30PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Tammera

43. I think what he was trying to say is that Harvey is one fine piece of a$$

Posted at 6:36PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Pepsi Lover

44. He is more than drunk....

Posted at 6:48PM on Sep 12th 2007 by cinny

45. Rubi, if the Feldman's WERE a mature and together couple, they wouldn't be doing such a lame show just to get some attention. The Feldmans are phony users and it was quite obvious they were deliberately using Corey Haim in a way that was very harmful to him, with all his problems; they set Haim up so many times, it was painful to watch and I tuned out. Yeah, Sue, delusions of grandeur is right, the crappy Feldmans are legends in their own teensy minds.

Posted at 6:49PM on Sep 12th 2007 by mariah