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Britney: After Las Vegas -- The Inner Dialog

Oh, man, I am seriously frazzazzleded and exhaustipateded. Let's face it, I'm tarrrd! I had too much fun in Larse Vegas! Gimme more gimme more -- what did nanny tell me to pick up at the groshery store? Oh my gawd! Look how cute this new Weaveholder looks! I am seriously preshified!

Gimme more gimme mmmm mmmm. Sunny day, keepin' the clouds away -- on my way -- can't thank of the rest. I think I should cover that ditty! I'll talk to Diddy about it! He's my new special friender. It's all about the Benjamins -- la la hmm. Sunny day ... um ...






um ...








...um ... Where am I? Oh yah, hot dawgs and Cheetohs for Jayden and crayons and candy cigarettes for Sean -- ding dang he's cute with them kiddie ciggies! He reminds me of K-Fart. Dang him! Hater. Sunny day ... seriously, this is the cutest pockerbook, like, ever. I could fit doggie in thar, and all my necesseries, my lollerpoppers, and -- oh yeah, and I need some Strawberry Qwik -- that stuff is soooo good. Yummerlicious! Tell me how to get how to get to... oh heckers, I think this is a nightgown. Better ask Alli. Note to self: um -- what was I just thinkin'? Nertz. Hate when that happers.

Garsh, I think I was up for three or six days in Vegas, but I seriously kicked ass! I was so ghetto fabulous on that VDA show -- even though I busted my nail, my heel broke on my hooker boots and I was a lil' bit bloated -- oh, hell, better pick up a EPT while I'm in here too. I shoulda knowed betterer when Criss asked me to hold that thing while he did a trick! Hot dawgs ... can't forgit. Sunny day -- benjamins -- la la la.





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376. To the people whining about us lightening up on Britney, why? A grown adult 26 y/o woman cannot blame her 'handlers' for what she did on stage at the Video Awards. She decided to go on stage and disrespect the entire music industry with her subpar(and thats generous) performance. She had no business on stage, she knows it, and she deserves all the bad publicity in the world for it. She has rode the Poor Little Effed Up Girl Train so long she done become a HOBO.

Posted at 6:46AM on Sep 14th 2007 by shannon

377. Cut her slack WHY? She boozed it up til the wee hours of morn, she showed up drinking frozen booze at rehearsal, and she chose a nasty looking outfit to go with her nasty lifestyle. She must have wanted to confirm all of KFed's allegations on national TV.

So all you Cut her Slackers, you condone what amounts to Britney dumping a heaping hot pile on the stage at the awards show? I think she is reaping what she worked so dilegently to sow.

Posted at 7:29AM on Sep 14th 2007 by shannon

378. this is really bad humor. cmon tmz. this post was lamer than her performance. look at perezhilton.com. why does he get the hits? because he doesn't write lame posts like this one.

Posted at 5:52AM on Sep 15th 2007 by mark

379. fantastic. maybe brit will start to accept that she should just stop and go away and knock off the drugs and partying. She doesn't deserve to be on any stage. face it. She doesn't sing, she doesn't make music, she doesn't dance. She just collects money and spents it on partying and shopping.

Posted at 7:30AM on Sep 14th 2007 by leana

380. Did y'all clear this with Chris Crocker?

He meant it... leave Britney alone!

Posted at 8:20AM on Sep 14th 2007 by boyson

381. 244. #164: You must work at tmz if "you have nothing better to do at work" ...

Posted at 11:22PM on Sep 13th 2007 by jack54

NAH, I'M ACTUALLY THE GUY WHO HAS HIS FINGER ON THAT LITTLE RED BUTTON THAT SAYS "LAUNCH MISSILE" I'm just waiting for them to give the OK Command...
better hope I don't slip...........

Posted at 7:42AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Death99

382. You people aren't funny..... Isn't this the type of abuse the asian guy went thru that made him flip and shoot his classmates at Virginia Tech, also didn't all the papparazzi hounding cause Princess's Diana'a death.. If you think Britney's Career is so over why are you still following her everywhere she goes? Then when they lash out at you guy's you want to run and sue them to me you are stalker's you should be called stalker's instead of photographer's...

Posted at 7:43AM on Sep 14th 2007 by darinda

383. Makkng comments based directly on Britneys foul behavior is not abuse, I will take my chances on her going postal because of all the well earned negative press she is so deservedly receiving right now.

Posted at 8:17AM on Sep 14th 2007 by shannon

384. Chris Crocker? I thought it was Alexis Arquette. Britney deserves the "bullying". She disrespects her mother, the magazines dumb enough to give her work, her few fans. I have no sympathy for her.

Posted at 9:07AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Cheryl

385. To all the Britney fans, who blame so much on the paparazzi: why haven't we seen much of Britney since her disasterous performance? Seems she can hide WHEN SHE WANTS TOO!!!

Posted at 9:24AM on Sep 14th 2007 by hahasuckers

386. Ok, it's seriously getting old. Who even cares anymore. Besides, this whole genre of music sucks anyway. Britney has, and always will, suck, along with every one else at the VMAs. Ok, maybe 1 or 2 songs by Akon is ok, but thats about it. The whole genre is p*ssy music for the stupid tween generation. I listen to mostly rock, classic rock, metal, alternative, and occasionally some rap music cause i like the bass beats. This whole "POP" music is just freaking horrible. The rednecks at country concerts get more drunk and violent than the people at metal/rock concerts, whats that tell ya.
I've had enough. OUT!

Posted at 10:12AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Shadowz

387. The only ones I feel sorry for are the two little boys. They have two big D.A.'s for parents. I hope the grandmother gets custody.

Posted at 10:17AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Cheryl

388. It is one thing to make commentary when it is ligitamately deserved. When she is wearing something that reveals her bottom, not taking care of her children, behaving oddly on an awards show, etc., I can understand it. However make sport out of her for no good reason is just cruel. You got a big response the first time you did it, so like a three year old you are going to repeat the behavior. It doesn't take much wit or intellect to make fun of such an easy target.

Posted at 10:20AM on Sep 14th 2007 by DottieDame

389. Enough of the Britney-bashing, already. This is getting soooooooo old. I'm done with TMZ now ... Buh bye.

Posted at 10:43AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Tired-of-TMZ

390. OMG!!! That was funny - I don't care who you are! Lighten up people! TMZ is not a serious newspaper or magazine - whats wrong with pokin' a lil ol fun at Britney - she has opened herself up to this time and time again. (No pun intended!) If you don't like what is being said then don't read this site - better yet - create your own!!!!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Too funny and too real

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