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Britney: After Las Vegas -- The Inner Dialog

Oh, man, I am seriously frazzazzleded and exhaustipateded. Let's face it, I'm tarrrd! I had too much fun in Larse Vegas! Gimme more gimme more -- what did nanny tell me to pick up at the groshery store? Oh my gawd! Look how cute this new Weaveholder looks! I am seriously preshified!

Gimme more gimme mmmm mmmm. Sunny day, keepin' the clouds away -- on my way -- can't thank of the rest. I think I should cover that ditty! I'll talk to Diddy about it! He's my new special friender. It's all about the Benjamins -- la la hmm. Sunny day ... um ...






um ...








...um ... Where am I? Oh yah, hot dawgs and Cheetohs for Jayden and crayons and candy cigarettes for Sean -- ding dang he's cute with them kiddie ciggies! He reminds me of K-Fart. Dang him! Hater. Sunny day ... seriously, this is the cutest pockerbook, like, ever. I could fit doggie in thar, and all my necesseries, my lollerpoppers, and -- oh yeah, and I need some Strawberry Qwik -- that stuff is soooo good. Yummerlicious! Tell me how to get how to get to... oh heckers, I think this is a nightgown. Better ask Alli. Note to self: um -- what was I just thinkin'? Nertz. Hate when that happers.

Garsh, I think I was up for three or six days in Vegas, but I seriously kicked ass! I was so ghetto fabulous on that VDA show -- even though I busted my nail, my heel broke on my hooker boots and I was a lil' bit bloated -- oh, hell, better pick up a EPT while I'm in here too. I shoulda knowed betterer when Criss asked me to hold that thing while he did a trick! Hot dawgs ... can't forgit. Sunny day -- benjamins -- la la la.





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91. WHO DO YOU THINK BRITNEY WILL GIVE THE FIRST INTERVIEW ABOUT HER AND THE VMA's TO?

lets talk about that ...instead

Posted at 12:34PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Who's A Bad Writer

92. That was the most rediculous article I've read on this site yet. GIVE IT A BREAK TMZ, you bash her & her children, have other celebrities not made mistakes with children, drugs, etc etc.

LOOK AT THAT IDIOT ALEC BALDWIN, to me that is worse than anything I've seen Britney do with her children.

BTW, when you're pointing at someone else you got 3 fingers pointing back at you, hope you can figure this out.

Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Irene

93. #75 Crystal
The fact you understood it, says something about you......hmmmm

Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 13th 2007 by lynnieg

94. Shut the F.. up, TMZ. Ya'll are pathetic!!! I'm a 57 yr. old mother, and ya'll are the most pathetic excuse for human beings I have seen! First of all...your degredation of southerners is unforgivable, uninformed, and STUPID. You know nothing about Britney's life. All you can do is gossip and degrade another human being. How sad you get such satisfaction from such an activity...and how sad others read it. I wish this website death...it SUCKS.!

Posted at 12:59PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Georgia Mom

95. this is beyond pathetic..... what's wrong with you people?
I hope Britney isn't wasting here time listening to this and the media's b.s! Yes she's having a hard time... so lets kick her while she's down
What comes around goes around Y'ALL!!

Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 13th 2007 by suziON

96. That's funny....She is dumber than dirt. I'm sure this is pretty close to how she talks!

Posted at 12:36PM on Sep 13th 2007 by zee

97. WHATS REALLY FUNNY IS BRITNEY LOVES THIS KIND OF ATTENTION AND FOR US TO SIT HERE AND SAY "OH LEAVE THIS POOR GIRL ALONE" BLAH BLAH BLAH! SHE WOULD BE COMPLETELY DONE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS KIND OF ATTENTION LETS BE REAL HERE. PEOPLE LIKE BRITNEY GO OUT JUST TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED, THERE PEOPLE CALL AND TELL THE PAPS "BRITNEY IS GOING TO SO-N-SO IF YOU WANT PICS" WHEN SHE REALLY TRUELY WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE SHE WILL BE ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Melanie

98. Last time to go to the TMZ website.This just isn't right to say about anyone.Shame on you.

Posted at 12:38PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Not again

99. The whole Britney thing is getting really boring guys....you obviously have nothing else to write about.....I'm not a fan but seriously....can't you leave the poor girl alone.

Posted at 3:14PM on Sep 13th 2007 by bored

100. OH MY LORD!!! that is so funny! i can just picture her saying all of that!

Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 13th 2007 by megz

101. Still a strange outfit to wear to the store. I can't think of anybody like that who wears an ensemble when they are just going out shopping. Unless this is par for the course in Hollywood.

Why can't Britney just dress normal/average? All her fans says how down-to-earth she is ,etc, yet she always wears something is a little bit (or a whole lot) off-kilter.

Posted at 12:38PM on Sep 13th 2007 by kbcan

102. You Britney freaks don't have to read this if you don't want to. Go clean your house or do your freaking homework.

Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 13th 2007 by anonymous

103. You guys are out of control. This was a pretty lame attempt at "humor". She looks really nice in this photo, and you still won't leave her alone. There's nothing more classless than kicking somebody when they're down.

Posted at 12:41PM on Sep 13th 2007 by WTF

104. SO WHAT SHE WANTS TO LOOK PRETTY GOING TO THE STORE...IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE LIKE HER OUTFIT AS LONG AS SHE LIKES IT THATS ALL THAT MATTERS...I'M SURE SHE'S NOT DRESSING TO MAKE US HAPPY!!!

Posted at 12:41PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Melanie

105. You guys are so mean, and hateful. The whole ding dang thing is SO over.
You make yourselves look stupid, not Brit.

Posted at 12:44PM on Sep 13th 2007 by chris in KY

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