Who Would You Rather?
"Extraordinary Machine" songstress Fiona Apple is turning 30 today, while former "24" First Lady Jean Smart is looking quite good at 56. 
The question is ...
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(Page 2 of 5) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. i'm 30 and fiona apple is way too weird to think about hittin. she once ranted about the butterball turkey cooking hotline. so for everyone that thinks hittin the hardbody psychochick is better, seriously doubt it.
btw tmz this who would you rather? is kinda twisted since fiona was raped as a child.
Posted at 1:03AM on Sep 13th 2007 by not the apple of my eye
17. Smart - still a few people under forty that don't do 'crazy'.
Bunch of frustrated seventeen year old virgins here that would do anything in a skirt and lip gloss if they were 20-something and breathing (or not). Head to Sunset Boulevard with a twenty.
Posted at 1:18AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Lost in LaLaLand
18. Whoa! Major harshness for the current crop of pop tarts. Britney, Lindsay, Paris and Nicole ruining it for everybody?
Posted at 1:27AM on Sep 13th 2007 by U Can't B Serious!
19. Poor Fiona. She's getting thrashed.
Posted at 1:35AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Cyn
20. So... is it just me or does Fiona look like Mary-Kate?
Posted at 10:22AM on Sep 13th 2007 by heather k.
21. obviously MeMyselfAndi doesn't live anywhere near the TMZ. This is the town that glorifies and takes silicone and nip/tuck to a whole new level.
Posted at 1:45AM on Sep 13th 2007 by 9021uh-oh
22. 'UCantBSerious' Guess it pays NOT to be a trainwreck, huh?
Posted at 1:50AM on Sep 13th 2007 by ALL IN
23. That's hot!
copyright NOTheld by egomaniac talentless airhead heiress
Posted at 1:54AM on Sep 13th 2007 by So Sue Me Paris
24. People people people, lets look at this logically, Jean is still a milf ...she is older... vastily more experienced, and frankly less of trauma to deal with.....so I say Jean by far.
Posted at 1:57AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Bill
25. Dear TMZ,
This "Who would you rather" thing you have started is not only NOT FUNNY but I'm not even exactly sure what it means. Also, the "Were Just sayin" has been used to death! I was really looking forward to your tv show but.......it SUCKS. Just a bunch a pictures of the same thing here, and some 'were just saying' and 'who would you rather' BLAH. b-o-r-i-n-g
Posted at 2:24AM on Sep 13th 2007 by B
26. Can I Choose neither? OUCH.
Vote for TMZ and this article on PopChatter.com:
http://www.popchatter.com/13745/Who+Would+You+Rather_
Posted at 3:04AM on Sep 13th 2007 by PopChatter
27. This is humiliating - why don't the TMZ staff put themselves in the picture?
Posted at 3:42AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Luisa
28. I'd do them both...together. Why just do one, when you can have your cake and eat it too!!! And when I say eat, I do mean it!!!
Posted at 3:58AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Zip
29. How about both at the same time.
I'm weird that way.
Posted at 5:46AM on Sep 13th 2007 by fonzi
30. What is wrong with you? Do not ever be mean to Fiona. Instant karma's gonna get you.
Posted at 5:47AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Teresa
