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Fiona vs. Jean

Who'd You Rather?

9/13/2007 1:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Extraordinary Machine" songstress Fiona Apple is turning 30 today, while former "24" First Lady Jean Smart is looking quite good at 56.

Fiona Apple, Jean Smart
The question is ...

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16.

justsayin    

i'm 30 and fiona apple is way too weird to think about hittin. she once ranted about the butterball turkey cooking hotline. so for everyone that thinks hittin the hardbody psychochick is better, seriously doubt it.

btw tmz this who would you rather? is kinda twisted since fiona was raped as a child.

2508 days ago
17.

justsayin    

Smart - still a few people under forty that don't do 'crazy'.

Bunch of frustrated seventeen year old virgins here that would do anything in a skirt and lip gloss if they were 20-something and breathing (or not). Head to Sunset Boulevard with a twenty.

2508 days ago
18.

justsayin    

Whoa! Major harshness for the current crop of pop tarts. Britney, Lindsay, Paris and Nicole ruining it for everybody?

2508 days ago
19.

justsayin    

Poor Fiona. She's getting thrashed.

2508 days ago
20.

heather k.    

So... is it just me or does Fiona look like Mary-Kate?

2508 days ago
21.

justsayin    

obviously MeMyselfAndi doesn't live anywhere near the TMZ. This is the town that glorifies and takes silicone and nip/tuck to a whole new level.

2508 days ago
22.

justsayin    

'UCantBSerious' Guess it pays NOT to be a trainwreck, huh?

2508 days ago
23.

justsayin    

That's hot!
copyright NOTheld by egomaniac talentless airhead heiress

2508 days ago
24.

Bill    

People people people, lets look at this logically, Jean is still a milf ...she is older... vastily more experienced, and frankly less of trauma to deal with.....so I say Jean by far.

2508 days ago
25.

B    

Dear TMZ,

This "Who would you rather" thing you have started is not only NOT FUNNY but I'm not even exactly sure what it means. Also, the "Were Just sayin" has been used to death! I was really looking forward to your tv show but.......it SUCKS. Just a bunch a pictures of the same thing here, and some 'were just saying' and 'who would you rather' BLAH. b-o-r-i-n-g

2508 days ago
26.

PopChatter    

Can I Choose neither? OUCH.

Vote for TMZ and this article on PopChatter.com:
http://www.popchatter.com/13745/Who+Would+You+Rather_

2508 days ago
27.

Luisa    

This is humiliating - why don't the TMZ staff put themselves in the picture?

2508 days ago
28.

Zip    

I'd do them both...together. Why just do one, when you can have your cake and eat it too!!! And when I say eat, I do mean it!!!

2508 days ago
29.

getting tired of crap    

How about both at the same time.
I'm weird that way.

2508 days ago
30.

Teresa    

What is wrong with you? Do not ever be mean to Fiona. Instant karma's gonna get you.

2508 days ago
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