Roseanne's ex yapped about how he doesn't do it anymore cuz he's married, but was optimistic about his chances inside the swanky restaurant. "I'm hoping to have sex in here," he mused. Happy endings for all! Except us.
Roseanne's ex yapped about how he doesn't do it anymore cuz he's married, but was optimistic about his chances inside the swanky restaurant. "I'm hoping to have sex in here," he mused. Happy endings for all! Except us.
Hey Tom, how come you aren't in any more movies or tv shows? You're so damn funny! Loved you in True Lies.
I agree with the other comments. Tom is very funny. I used to watch "Best Damn Sports Show" all the time and he was great. I think he would be a perfect candidate for "The View."
Since his career is dead, he'll probably look for another emotionally unbalanced woman to marry and live off, ala Rosanne. He was only able to marry a 'hottie' after that because Rosanne bought him a career.
Look out Britney, Courtney, Amy, Jenna and all the other wealthy wrecks out there. He's BAAAAAAAACCCCKKK.










