John Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls, in Hollywood, telling a friend, "Every day is a holiday when you have a ton of money and a huge d**g!"
When you have a way with words like this debonair fellow, the ladies must come-a-runnin'!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
1. Who?
Posted at 4:55PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Britnis
2. I hope he feels that way when his huge dong catches and STD and the doctors visits use up all of the "tons of money" he has. How can we hook Paris and this guy together?
Posted at 4:55PM on Sep 15th 2007 by George
3. Are the Goo Goo even still together? With his attitude he sould probably save his ''ton of money" cause genital herpes never goes away. And that medicine is going to get expensive every month.
Posted at 5:04PM on Sep 15th 2007 by ksgirl
4. Ever notice how it's only men with tiny wee-wees who discuss their size?
Posted at 5:09PM on Sep 15th 2007 by todd lissner pro-parent pro-adult pro-wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)
5. Now that is a turn-off.
Posted at 5:14PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Erika
6. Well... Quite frankly, I can't blame him for his attitude. MOST men think that the money is enough, and women allow them to think it... At least he knows that for MOST arm/eye candy, it takes money AND an excellent piece of beef... Kudos to him... Besides, how would we all feel if people were eavesdropping on all of OUR personal conversations, and decided to post certain out of context comments over the WWW for one and all to exploit, comment and judge?
Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Netty
7. Jeez! How many nose jobs has this guy had??? If I'm not mistaken, this band requires extra "tube sox" in thier rider...now I know why! He he...and as mentioned, I didn't know this band was still together...
Kat Ramone
Posted at 5:19PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Kat Ramone
8. Well, it's nice to know that all of my fantasies about him and his equipment could very well be true... Polish men are as notorious for their *cough cough* as Italians..... Gotta love a plump sausage...
Posted at 5:20PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Jeannette
9. LMFAO! Great commentary TMZ. I just loooooooovvve your sarcasm:-)
Posted at 5:22PM on Sep 15th 2007 by KC
10. Actually he's an amazing lyricist and probably dead-on with his comments, considering the type of women he probably surrounds himself with. Besides, we've seen you in concert John. You're short and kinda chubby - so lets not get carried away there big boy.....
Posted at 5:26PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Just Me
11. Johnny is really quite the smart ass and has a pretty serious girlfriend so I wouldn't take it in a conceited way.
Posted at 5:26PM on Sep 15th 2007 by sistrsharn
12. He's fugly.
Posted at 5:26PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Hello?
13. Johnny Rzeznik was marginally attractive like 20 years ago. He is old enough to be my dad, and I don't want to hear about my dad's dong!
Posted at 5:32PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Kimber
14. LMAO.......thats too funny!!
Posted at 5:55PM on Sep 15th 2007 by coco chanel
15. Why is my trailer trash alarm going off right now? I am sure all the girls this old fart hangs around have their GED by now. ew ew ew
Posted at 6:13PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Trailer Trash Alarm
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