Cops Have O.J. in Palm of Hand

31. I LOST MY GLOVE, ANYONE SEEN IT?

Posted at 3:20PM on Sep 16th 2007 by O J SIMPSON

32. The jury in this case should not be told about the other incident or it will prejudice them.

Posted at 9:53AM on Sep 18th 2007 by ELI

33. OJ..you are such a idiot!
i wonder what your children really think of you? Well..after this stupid stint of yours...
Your 60 yrs old......Its time you grew up!
its time for you to be behind the bars..like you should been all those years ago!

Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Ghost

34. GREAT, now that all the white people seem to be happy maybe we can end the war in Iraq!

Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Mohammad

35. Unbelievable ... Talk about a trouble magnet.

Great job TMZ. So was Mark Furham in Vegas too? I can just hear OJ now. "I was framed". Its a long time in coming but hopefully a Nevada crowbar hotel is in his future.

As we said on our site, "It really looks like what happens in Vegas, really does stay in Vegas … including OJ Simpson's arrested butt."

I guess this trumps his theft of cable.

Posted at 3:24PM on Sep 16th 2007 by OJ is a Fool

36. YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!! I hope he gets it up the --- in jail!!!!!! UBBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Suzie

37. GOSH let's pray they can get something on him that STICKS and he will be punished. We'll take anything we can get considering what he got away with. He is so hated by so many people - what a yuck. Maybe he will be in the cell next to Michael Vick. HATE THIS MAN and his smirky ugly face. Someone please find those stupid jurors and ask them what they think of their hero now.

Posted at 3:24PM on Sep 16th 2007 by love good news

38. I wonder who is going to defend OJ? Geragos? Allred?


Mark Geragos, Gloria Allred, William Bratton your hands are covered with blood.
First Nicole, then Laci. Who's next? You need to confess.

Fox News, you are not going to be able to cover this up. Rupert Murdoch take your lies elsewhere.

Pellicano rats everybody off.

Posted at 3:27PM on Sep 16th 2007 by William Bratton resign now.

39. If the suit don't fit you must acuite

Posted at 9:43PM on Oct 16th 2007 by mrmnmikey

40. There once was a guy named Juice,
Who murdered and then got loose,
So he picked up a gun,
Went to Vegas for fun, and tightened his very own noose.

Posted at 3:25PM on Sep 16th 2007 by zzzz

41. I just can't believe O.J. Simpson would be involved in this kind of thing. I mean, c'mon people! It's O.J. SIMPSON! The Heisman Trophy-winning running back! It seems really unlikely that he'd sully his good name like this. I mean, I could understand if it were something minor like double-homocide, but seriously...robbery? No way.

Posted at 3:28PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Jessie

42. Well..maybe just maybe the police can keep him in jail this time?!

Posted at 4:45PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Momplus5

43. "Sting" operation = conspiracy! Conviction on that one is a slam dunk thanks to OJ's own big mouth.

Posted at 3:33PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Bodo

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Now that Bratton's been ratted on to the Feds and they're watching his every move ....

Posted at 3:41PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Pellicano says