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Faux Paris Imparts the Real Truth About Britney

At least one critic well-versed in the art of fakery is proclaiming Britney Spears' MTV VMA performance a masterpiece, praising it for its heat and look -- and predicting much bigger things to come from the poptastrophe. Dang, dingbat!


Defying the chorus of critical abuse Brit took for her "Gimme More" whatever-you-call-it last week, proto-Paris Natalie Reid proclaimed it "sexy," "gorgeous," and "superhot," and expressed her disappointment at not running into Ms. Spears at Les Deux.

This verdict, of course, delivered by a woman wearing a plastic green bow in her beehive-do, and a matching small Asian woman.

Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, Natalie Reid, NatalieReid

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1. Thats funny she sound just like paris........LOL Who is this girl I never seen her around LA? Either way I would do her over paris, you would stay herpie free, and this one looks like she could get freaky...whoo hoo

Posted at 6:03PM on Sep 17th 2007 by I would do her

2. This bitch needs to go away. She was a loser on TV and the photog's and TMZ need to forget about her. No media attention, no media whore.

Posted at 6:09PM on Sep 17th 2007 by kill_all_paparazzi

3. that small asian lady, aint no lady, she's a he for sure.

Posted at 6:11PM on Sep 17th 2007 by cs

4. How can it be a "matching Asian woman" if this girl is Caucasian?

Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Kaya

5. Please don't give this girl the time of day. She is a nobody. She needs to get a job and move on with her life, not Paris'. One Paris is more than enough!

Posted at 7:00PM on Sep 17th 2007 by mg

6. Good for her! She really is a dead ringer for Paris.
Yeah 2 Paris's is kinda scary but Iam sure more are out there.

Posted at 8:28PM on Sep 17th 2007 by stephen

7. She's obviously a fake, as she's polishing the knob backwards! For the real Paris, the head of the candy goes in first and then all the way down on the stick.

Posted at 9:22PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Rico Fecalito

8. I believe the term all of you are looking for is: katoy. Look it up.

Posted at 9:24PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Rico Fecalito

9. Ooops: KATOEY. Sorry for the typo.

Posted at 9:27PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Rico Fecalito

10. This girl is cute.......I would hit on her at a club...Hope I see her out sometime!!

Posted at 12:23AM on Sep 18th 2007 by ME

11. You know what is funny? That before we had one person acting stupidly and anoyingly and now we have 2, because one Paris Hilton is not enough. There had to be another idiot out there who thought; Humn... maybe because I look like Paris, I could make money out of acting stupid like Paris. But hey maybe this is really who they are. Hope somewhere out there a 3rd Paris doesn't come out to make our days... something!!!

Posted at 4:21PM on Oct 1st 2007 by PEARLYGIRLY

12. spitting image

Posted at 4:28AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Logo Designers