Faux Paris Imparts the Real Truth About Britney

9/17/2007 2:10 PM PDT

Faux Paris Imparts the Real Truth About Britney

At least one critic well-versed in the art of fakery is proclaiming Britney Spears' MTV VMA performance a masterpiece, praising it for its heat and look -- and predicting much bigger things to come from the poptastrophe. Dang, dingbat!


Defying the chorus of critical abuse Brit took for her "Gimme More" whatever-you-call-it last week, proto-Paris Natalie Reid proclaimed it "sexy," "gorgeous," and "superhot," and expressed her disappointment at not running into Ms. Spears at Les Deux.

This verdict, of course, delivered by a woman wearing a plastic green bow in her beehive-do, and a matching small Asian woman.