Paris and the Puddle of AIDS
Apparently, you can get AIDS by stepping into a puddle -- at least that's what Paris Hilton thinks.
TMZ caught the heiress leaving Les Deux last night, where she was swarmed by paps -- with the resulting crush causing her to step into a puddle. After someone screamed, "You stepped in sewer pee!" at her, Paris can be heard telling one of her buddies, "Oh my God, I have, like, AIDS." Nurse!