It Takes a Little Village
Ever wonder what "Y.M.C.A." would sound like in lower-case? 
The only Britney actually entertaining anyone these days is Mini Britney, aka Terra Jole, who thrilled folks at Jet nightclub at the Mirage in Vegas last night when she joined the diminutive Village People for renditions of some of their, um, biggest hits. Never missing a big story, TMZ has the pics.
And the hits didn't end there! Kid Pebble and a Teeny Lee re-enacted Kid Rock and Tommy Lee's swinging VMA brawl. That's entertainment!
