There's Hope for Britney Yet!

Carlos Camejo, a 33-year-old man from Venezuela, was declared dead after a highway accident, but then miraculously woke up ... during HIS OWN AUTOPSY!!!
Britney Spears/Carlos Camejo
If this guy can come back from the grave, Britney can certainly come back from this and this and this and this and this and this and this and ...