"Britney" Gets Abs and a Better Weave!

After her career-ending VMA performance, it's gonna take a real man to get Britney Spears back on top -- literally!


Oops! Brooklyn writer/director/performer Greg Scarnici has done it again, this time working his cross-dressing video parody magic on America's favorite bra-clad, lip-synching zombie dancer. It's Drag Britney, bitch!

Scarnici added a few painkillers to "Gimme More (Pills)" and managed to find a replica of her bedazzled swamp bikini and an unbeweaveable $12 Canal Street wig! If only Britney paid that much for hers! Ding drag, y'all!



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31. all the teen girls will be like"leave brit alone"lol

Posted at 2:48PM on Sep 20th 2007 by lets not be like europe

32. OMG...I LOVED this!!!!!!!!! ...and the backup dancers....too effin' funny....!LOLOLOLOL

Posted at 2:38PM on Sep 20th 2007 by kris

33. http://tashastake.blogspot.com/

Posted at 2:39PM on Sep 20th 2007 by T

34. LMAO!

Posted at 2:42PM on Sep 20th 2007 by carlitasway

35. LOL! Now that was FUNNY! I loved when they were tossing the pills to Brit and she was trying to catch them like a seal. LOL!!!

Posted at 2:45PM on Sep 20th 2007 by POGO123

36. That was really not that funny

Posted at 2:48PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Travis

37. Goodness, he looks better in that outfit than Britney did.

And for those crying foul on statements like, she's not fat. She chose an unflattering outfit two sizes too small for her post-mommy body. If she would pull herself out of this delayed adolescence and Xanax-fueled haze, she'd learn how to dress like a young woman, rather than a drag queen with a beer gut.

Posted at 2:48PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Cait

38. that seriously was one of the funniest things I've seen lately! "Gimme another margarita, and a vicodin!" LOL! Of course people are gonna spoof on this for a long time coming. This is when she needs to be the better person and get her act together and raise her kids the right way. Not only does she need real rehab, she needs therapy as well. People would still be making fun of Lindsay Lohan, but she really is in a REAL rehab program and trying to do the right stuff!

Posted at 2:56PM on Sep 20th 2007 by HAHAHAHAHAHA

39. lol that was funny. It's mild. Get a sense of humor ya'll.

Posted at 3:04PM on Sep 20th 2007 by gowd

40. OMG too freaking funny!

Everyone who thinks Britany is being picked on is right but hey, she did it to herself! How many other millionaires do you see going into a liquor store to buy an ice cream? When she quits being an attention seeking drama queen, becomes a real mom, grows the heck up and gets the helps she needs (in no particular order) then I might consider not laughing at her. In her day she WAS a great performer but now she's washed up and will never have the career she threw away for Kevin Federline. She's finished. The best thing she could do is move back to Kentwood and give her kids the quiet life they deserve. She didn't name it "Serenity" for nothing!

Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Carly

41. BAAAAHAHA! I must say much more entertaining than Brit's silly performance. I think Brit is more known for her drinking than pill popping, however. Should redo and have him guzzling..hmm..have a guy with a GUT do it this time as well. Brit sure had a jiggler.

Posted at 3:11PM on Sep 20th 2007 by BritIsPoopy

42. IT CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS

Posted at 3:14PM on Sep 20th 2007 by KAT

43. that was freaking hilarious ... lmfao!

Posted at 3:17PM on Sep 20th 2007 by ding dang y'all

44. To funny --maybe if she sees this , it could be a wake up call

Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Barbara

45. wow i think you guys should leave britney the hell alone

Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 20th 2007 by evan

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