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"Britney" Gets Abs and a Better Weave!

9/20/2007 8:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

After her career-ending VMA performance, it's gonna take a real man to get Britney Spears back on top -- literally!


Oops! Brooklyn writer/director/performer Greg Scarnici has done it again, this time working his cross-dressing video parody magic on America's favorite bra-clad, lip-synching zombie dancer. It's Drag Britney, bitch!

Scarnici added a few painkillers to "Gimme More (Pills)" and managed to find a replica of her bedazzled swamp bikini and an unbeweaveable $12 Canal Street wig! If only Britney paid that much for hers! Ding drag, y'all!

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Travis    

That was really not that funny

2486 days ago
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Cait    

Goodness, he looks better in that outfit than Britney did.

And for those crying foul on statements like, she's not fat. She chose an unflattering outfit two sizes too small for her post-mommy body. If she would pull herself out of this delayed adolescence and Xanax-fueled haze, she'd learn how to dress like a young woman, rather than a drag queen with a beer gut.

2486 days ago
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HAHAHAHAHA    

that seriously was one of the funniest things I've seen lately! "Gimme another margarita, and a vicodin!" LOL! Of course people are gonna spoof on this for a long time coming. This is when she needs to be the better person and get her act together and raise her kids the right way. Not only does she need real rehab, she needs therapy as well. People would still be making fun of Lindsay Lohan, but she really is in a REAL rehab program and trying to do the right stuff!

2486 days ago
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Sad sad    

lol that was funny. It's mild. Get a sense of humor ya'll.

2486 days ago
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Carly    

OMG too freaking funny!

Everyone who thinks Britany is being picked on is right but hey, she did it to herself! How many other millionaires do you see going into a liquor store to buy an ice cream? When she quits being an attention seeking drama queen, becomes a real mom, grows the heck up and gets the helps she needs (in no particular order) then I might consider not laughing at her. In her day she WAS a great performer but now she's washed up and will never have the career she threw away for Kevin Federline. She's finished. The best thing she could do is move back to Kentwood and give her kids the quiet life they deserve. She didn't name it "Serenity" for nothing!

2486 days ago
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I hate snobs!    

BAAAAHAHA! I must say much more entertaining than Brit's silly performance. I think Brit is more known for her drinking than pill popping, however. Should redo and have him guzzling..hmm..have a guy with a GUT do it this time as well. Brit sure had a jiggler.

2486 days ago
37.

KAT    

IT CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS

2486 days ago
38.

ding dang y'all    

that was freaking hilarious ... lmfao!

2486 days ago
39.

barbarab    

To funny --maybe if she sees this , it could be a wake up call

2486 days ago
40.

evan    

wow i think you guys should leave britney the hell alone

2486 days ago
41.

someone    

evan how old are you 12? we'll leave her alone, we'll leave her alone when she stops being a retarted fool.

2486 days ago
42.

Kate    

That is AWESOME! She brought it on herself 'yall!

2486 days ago
43.

bates    

Have you aproblem with intellegent Canadian comments????

2486 days ago
44.

Kate    

I love Canadians, I love how the say "about"...it's cute. Bring on your comments bates.

2486 days ago
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Jessica    

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