Jessica Simpson Falls Down Drunk?

Singer turned bad actress Jessica Simpson did her best Courtney Love imitation on Wednesday, by falling down and clutching a champagne bottle while shooting a scene for her (lawd have mercy) new movie, "Major Movie Star." Did she learn nothing from "Dukes of Hazzard"?!

The film is similar to the Goldie Hawn classic, "Private Benjamin." Viewers will need to get a Purple Heart after sitting through Jessica's military "comedy!"

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46. this family seems so full of themeslves -papa joe is not a minister couldnt possibly be --he is strange man ---did you see his interview with larry king right before j and n announced there split -oh lord..he is a sick man -jessica is fugle looks like sandra bernhart with long blond hair ...she thinks she is all that -her breasts..oh yeah her dad says they are all real d....what a sicko --teach your daughter that you are soooo protective of to coverup ..she walks around with her breasts hanging out..i saw her in hollywood looking like well..no comment --she is self absorbed and dumber ( thats not an act guys) than a box of rocks--nick from cincinnati well he seems like he still has midwestern values,,,she is yuckkkk

Posted at 11:12AM on Sep 21st 2007 by seri

47. She needs to join the REAL Army, then l'll get a good laugh! Goldie Hawn I can handle, Jessica.........Puke!

Posted at 5:18PM on Sep 21st 2007 by GoArmy

48. She should have stayed with Nick, he was awfully good to her.

Posted at 9:04AM on Sep 22nd 2007 by In my opinion

49. JESSICA IS LOOKIN FANTASTIC! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS FUNNY MOVIE. LOVE YA JESSICA!!

Posted at 4:14PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by candi

50. JESSICA IS LOOKIN FANTASTIC! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS FUNNY MOVIE. LOVE YA JESSICA!!

Posted at 1:29PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by candi

51. JESSICA IS LOOKIN FANTASTIC! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS FUNNY MOVIE. LOVE YA JESSICA!!

Posted at 1:28PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by candi

52. jessica is gorgeous! Jessica is smart! Jessica is rich! Jessica has a smokin bod! Jessica is now very independent which is solid! Jessica has a wonderful relationship with her family! Jessica has a great support system! Jessica makes movies! Jessica can really sing! NO I DON'T THINK SHE'S INSECURE! JESSICA'S A LUCKY GIRL! DON'T BE JEALOUS YOUR TURN WILL NEVER COME!!

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by SABRINA

53. jessica is gorgeous! Jessica is smart! Jessica is rich! Jessica has a smokin bod! Jessica is now very independent which is solid! Jessica has a wonderful relationship with her family! Jessica has a great support system! Jessica makes movies! Jessica can really sing! NO I DON'T THINK SHE'S INSECURE! JESSICA'S A LUCKY GIRL! DON'T BE JEALOUS YOUR TURN WILL NEVER COME!!

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by SABRINA

54. I am sure that those of you dissing on Jessica are wonderful, talented, perfect people.

Posted at 3:20PM on Sep 24th 2007 by Jessica

55. well she may suck at acting but at least she is doing what she loves.

Posted at 11:58AM on Oct 7th 2007 by kates

56. Jessica is beautiful, she has an extraordinary voice, she can act also. Those who put her down are merely jealous that they may never have her talents and beauty! Go get 'em Jessica!

Posted at 1:59PM on Oct 21st 2007 by Too cool for negativity

57. Has anyone seen those big fish lips on her now? She doesn't even look like herself anymore, she looks completely fake. Her sile, her teeth her hair her breasts!! Fake fake fake!

Posted at 12:34AM on Oct 31st 2007 by bonnie belluci

58. Has anyone seen those big fish lips on her now? She doesn't even look like herself anymore, she looks completely fake. Her smile, her teeth her hair her breasts!! Fake fake fake!

Posted at 11:16AM on Oct 30th 2007 by bonnie belluci

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