Scent of a Woman

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?




Tags: perfume, Vulva

Reader Comments

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1. MY VAJAYJAY WILL BE SO VERY HAPPY NOW... TRA LA LA...

Posted at 3:10PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Diane

2. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted at 3:01PM on Sep 20th 2007 by ziggy

3. Maybe they should change the name to Mulva. Or Gipple!

Posted at 3:02PM on Sep 20th 2007 by scott

4. OMG! Ok us ladies need a form of this so we can get turned on as well.....lol. Paging P.Diddy, get to work on it!!

Posted at 3:04PM on Sep 20th 2007 by H.G.

5. more trash! no shame in this day in age.

Posted at 3:13PM on Sep 20th 2007 by lets not be like europe

6. JERRY SEINFELD WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU. THIS PRODUCT IS BEYOND REVOLTING AND CRAZY - AND I'M A GUY? GET - RID - OF - IT.

Posted at 3:07PM on Sep 20th 2007 by ME

7. Fine and then I can maybe find the new perfume for women called Umpire. It smells like foul balls.

Posted at 3:08PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Unhinged

8. Vaginal scent? -sounds a bit fishy to me!

Posted at 3:38PM on Sep 20th 2007 by WasabiPeaz

9. HA HA THAT IS GREAT HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE ONE.

Posted at 3:10PM on Sep 20th 2007 by KAT

10. FISH!

Posted at 3:10PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Bobo Justice

11. this can't be real, this has to be a joke!

who would sell this?

Posted at 3:12PM on Sep 20th 2007 by sistasmile

12. WTF?

Must smell like a fish.....

Posted at 3:12PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Flake

13. The alluring fragrance of french tuna.

Posted at 3:12PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Harry Nipples, Jr.

14. I don't even know what to say about this one....Oh My GOD.

Posted at 3:13PM on Sep 20th 2007 by M.

15. Do you think they will make signature series?

Hmmm... Maybe a Hayden Panettiere signature series!

Maybe with an autographed BOX...

Posted at 3:14PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Joshua Smith

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