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Scent of a Woman

9/20/2007 6:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Scent of a Woman

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?


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Rocky:  1608 days ago

MY VAJAYJAY WILL BE SO VERY HAPPY NOW... TRA LA LA...

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ziggy:  1608 days ago

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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scott:  1608 days ago

Maybe they should change the name to Mulva. Or Gipple!

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Wtf:  1608 days ago

OMG! Ok us ladies need a form of this so we can get turned on as well.....lol. Paging P.Diddy, get to work on it!!

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stop the madness:  1608 days ago

more trash! no shame in this day in age.

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notaceleb:  1608 days ago

JERRY SEINFELD WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU. THIS PRODUCT IS BEYOND REVOLTING AND CRAZY - AND I'M A GUY? GET - RID - OF - IT.

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West Coastian:  1608 days ago

Fine and then I can maybe find the new perfume for women called Umpire. It smells like foul balls.

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WasabiPeaz:  1608 days ago

Vaginal scent? -sounds a bit fishy to me!

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KAT:  1608 days ago

HA HA THAT IS GREAT HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE ONE.

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Granny Pants:  1608 days ago

FISH!

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sistasmile:  1608 days ago

this can't be real, this has to be a joke!

who would sell this?

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Flake:  1608 days ago

WTF?

Must smell like a fish.....

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Harry Nipples, Jr.:  1608 days ago

The alluring fragrance of french tuna.

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M.:  1608 days ago

I don't even know what to say about this one....Oh My GOD.

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Joshua Smith:  1608 days ago

Do you think they will make signature series?

Hmmm... Maybe a Hayden Panettiere signature series!

Maybe with an autographed BOX...

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