Scent of a Woman

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?




Tags: perfume, Vulva

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16. Who would Buy this?

Posted at 3:15PM on Sep 20th 2007 by M.

17. Shelly, Even I am upset at this......................

Posted at 3:15PM on Sep 20th 2007 by ~Lar

18. Jerry Seinfeld - her name rhymes with this, do you remember it now? This is so gross.
Ugly word and an ugly concept but very funny in print.

Posted at 3:16PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Carol

19. Can this be for real?

I almost wanna smell it cause I wanna know if this is even possible, but at the same time I wanna gag a bit...

Posted at 3:16PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Lala

20.
It will lead to Fire Crotch.

Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Phil Jones

21. SEX sells, so why not put it in a bottle?

Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 20th 2007 by BrooklyNYC

22. hey joshua, hayden panittierre won't have to sign the box, she can just sit on it and wiggle!!! i'm laughin so hard i can't type. cripes.

Posted at 3:24PM on Sep 20th 2007 by i heart jack

23. The aren't bottling it because it SELLS, they bottled it because it SMELLS.

Posted at 3:26PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Harry Nipples, Jr.

24. Icky Poo !!!

Posted at 3:26PM on Sep 20th 2007 by GA Guy

25. What is the gay version going to smell like? I shudder to think. Most of us spend time trying to get rid of this scent. Ugh.

Posted at 3:26PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Pitiful

26. I think I just threw up in my mouth. *Runs to gallery of the absurd* to see the comical rendering featuring Paris Hellton.

Posted at 3:26PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Cracked Up

27. This is like a real-life wacky pack.

Posted at 3:30PM on Sep 20th 2007 by wasted days and wasted nights

28. Whats next? "ANUS for MEN"?

Posted at 3:29PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Rajin Cajin

29. BTW... Perez had this on his site several months ago.

Posted at 3:40PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Cracked Up

30. As long as they don't come out with an Amy Winehouse signature series, I'd be cool with it!

Posted at 3:40PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Krum

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