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Scent of a Woman

9/20/2007 6:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Scent of a Woman

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?


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M.:  1608 days ago

Who would Buy this?

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Larry:  1608 days ago

Shelly, Even I am upset at this......................

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carol:  1608 days ago

Jerry Seinfeld - her name rhymes with this, do you remember it now? This is so gross.
Ugly word and an ugly concept but very funny in print.

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Lala:  1608 days ago

Can this be for real?

I almost wanna smell it cause I wanna know if this is even possible, but at the same time I wanna gag a bit...

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Phony Tony:  1608 days ago


It will lead to Fire Crotch.

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BrooklyNYC:  1608 days ago

SEX sells, so why not put it in a bottle?

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kath:  1608 days ago

hey joshua, hayden panittierre won't have to sign the box, she can just sit on it and wiggle!!! i'm laughin so hard i can't type. cripes.

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Harry Nipples, Jr.:  1608 days ago

The aren't bottling it because it SELLS, they bottled it because it SMELLS.

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Me in GA:  1608 days ago

Icky Poo !!!

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Insert comical name here:  1608 days ago

What is the gay version going to smell like? I shudder to think. Most of us spend time trying to get rid of this scent. Ugh.

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Cracked Up:  1608 days ago

I think I just threw up in my mouth. *Runs to gallery of the absurd* to see the comical rendering featuring Paris Hellton.

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wasted days and wasted nights:  1608 days ago

This is like a real-life wacky pack.

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Harry Nipples, Jr.:  1608 days ago

Whats next? "ANUS for MEN"?

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Cracked Up:  1608 days ago

BTW... Perez had this on his site several months ago.

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Krum:  1608 days ago

As long as they don't come out with an Amy Winehouse signature series, I'd be cool with it!

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