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Scent of a Woman

9/20/2007 6:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?


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M.    

Who would Buy this?

2404 days ago
17.

Larry    

Shelly, Even I am upset at this......................

2404 days ago
18.

carol    

Jerry Seinfeld - her name rhymes with this, do you remember it now? This is so gross.
Ugly word and an ugly concept but very funny in print.

2404 days ago
19.

Lala    

Can this be for real?

I almost wanna smell it cause I wanna know if this is even possible, but at the same time I wanna gag a bit...

2404 days ago
20.

Phony Tony    


It will lead to Fire Crotch.

2404 days ago
21.

BrooklyNYC    

SEX sells, so why not put it in a bottle?

2404 days ago
22.

kath    

hey joshua, hayden panittierre won't have to sign the box, she can just sit on it and wiggle!!! i'm laughin so hard i can't type. cripes.

2404 days ago
23.

Harry Nipples, Jr.    

The aren't bottling it because it SELLS, they bottled it because it SMELLS.

2404 days ago
24.

Me in GA    

Icky Poo !!!

2404 days ago
25.

Insert comical name here    

What is the gay version going to smell like? I shudder to think. Most of us spend time trying to get rid of this scent. Ugh.

2404 days ago
26.

Cracked Up    

I think I just threw up in my mouth. *Runs to gallery of the absurd* to see the comical rendering featuring Paris Hellton.

2404 days ago
27.

wasted days and wasted nights    

This is like a real-life wacky pack.

2404 days ago
28.

Harry Nipples, Jr.    

Whats next? "ANUS for MEN"?

2404 days ago
29.

Cracked Up    

BTW... Perez had this on his site several months ago.

2404 days ago
30.

Krum    

As long as they don't come out with an Amy Winehouse signature series, I'd be cool with it!

2404 days ago
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