Scent of a Woman

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?




Tags: perfume, Vulva

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31. Pitiful #26. The gay version will be "Smellin of Rosie and/or Smellin of Barry."

Posted at 3:54PM on Sep 20th 2007 by True

32. This product is going to be super hot. Why did I not think of it first?

Posted at 6:04AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Mscsrrr.com

33. Who are these guys wearing this trying to attract? I'm not a lesbian, so why would I want a man that smells like a woman's "lady muffin"? I would think ladies would want to wear this since that's all guys seem to want.

Posted at 3:56PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Anon

34. mg #20 yeah, canoe-canoe. or how about "sniff, da little man in the boat"

Posted at 4:00PM on Sep 20th 2007 by way too funny

35. There is nothing like the smell of menses.

Posted at 4:08PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Rosie Is A Fat Proud Lesbian

36. holy crap that's funny. i don't get why women would be attracted to a guy smelling like " Snapper ". unless that's what women want...

what do you think?

Posted at 4:26PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Glimmerdrive

37. # 23 That was great man. got me laughing

Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Glimmerdrive

38. only $27 per bottle

Posted at 4:44PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Glimmerdrive

39. Fish hmmm...

Well for those that have or know of a fishy smelling cootch ...you need to learn how to clean and maintain it.

There is no excuse for a smelly kitty.

Posted at 5:24PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Screwdriver

40. Hayden's box has seen too much action, and it doen't look like she is a daily bather. She reminds me of Mischa, always looks a day away from a bath.

Posted at 5:22PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Trump

41. so does it actually contain pheremones or is it basically just a bottle of cod liver oil ?
hate to break it you gals, str8 guys want to use it but most of them DON'T want to smell it.
that's one fragrance you do not want to enhance.

Posted at 5:45PM on Sep 20th 2007 by el polacko

42. Gag me with a spoon.

Posted at 6:55PM on Sep 20th 2007 by just sayin

43. I'm interested ... but I especially want a companion product that would duplicate the smell of a hot woman's ass.

Posted at 7:11PM on Sep 20th 2007 by BTM

44. Um, ew. Just...ew. 'Nuff said.

Posted at 7:46PM on Sep 20th 2007 by cubalibre

45. hey, morons......the guy doesn't wear it! It's for a woman to wear to give a stiffy if viagra doesn't work. READ!
This is hysterical! LMAO!!

Posted at 8:05PM on Sep 20th 2007 by PAgurl

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