Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!
While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!
According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?
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(Page 3 of 5) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsPitiful #26. The gay version will be "Smellin of Rosie and/or Smellin of Barry."
mscsrrr.com, (On Britney Spears):
This product is going to be super hot. Why did I not think of it first?
Who are these guys wearing this trying to attract? I'm not a lesbian, so why would I want a man that smells like a woman's "lady muffin"? I would think ladies would want to wear this since that's all guys seem to want.
mg #20 yeah, canoe-canoe. or how about "sniff, da little man in the boat"
holy crap that's funny. i don't get why women would be attracted to a guy smelling like " Snapper ". unless that's what women want...
what do you think?
Fish hmmm...
Well for those that have or know of a fishy smelling cootch ...you need to learn how to clean and maintain it.
There is no excuse for a smelly kitty.
Hayden's box has seen too much action, and it doen't look like she is a daily bather. She reminds me of Mischa, always looks a day away from a bath.
so does it actually contain pheremones or is it basically just a bottle of cod liver oil ?
hate to break it you gals, str8 guys want to use it but most of them DON'T want to smell it.
that's one fragrance you do not want to enhance.
I'm interested ... but I especially want a companion product that would duplicate the smell of a hot woman's ass.
hey, morons......the guy doesn't wear it! It's for a woman to wear to give a stiffy if viagra doesn't work. READ!
This is hysterical! LMAO!!

















