Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette! While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!
According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?
50. why would anyone wear a scent that smells like nasty ass fish. a vaginal cologne or whatever, thats disgusting.
Posted at 10:25PM on Sep 20th 2007 by AustralianGQ
51. Women spend money on products to get rid of the smell. This stuff could only be used by the pervs rubbing it on their inflatable partners ... If you rub it on..they will come. This is some sick #&%!!
52. To all you men who are saying "fishy smell, gross" you guys can't seem to get enough of it, and by the way you're with the wrong girls. What would the "ball'fume" smell like by the way?
Posted at 12:53AM on Sep 21st 2007 by smell urself
53. A healthy, clean vagina has a very pleasant fragrance. It is definitely a turn-on to most men. Those of you who are mentioning a 'fishy odor" probably need to take your female partner to a doctor, because that smell is a symptom of a vaginal infection like bacterial vaginosis.
Women have to endure enough craziness when it comes to their female parts - from being told that their labia are too long or areola too large - it is all ridiculous. Women are the most beautiful things on this earth, and their uniqueness, including their vaginal fragrance, should be celebrated - not joked about.
Yes, I am a man and I would be very interested to test out this product.
Yes this is pretty gross. It also gives the crazies more to work with when they rant on this country. Imagine this falling out of your bag in Saudia Arabia.
But what I hope for is that it will set off alarms when they go through the screeners at airports. Then you have to explain the mystery checmical.
55. So do they all smell alike??? I really cant speak for anyone of them other than my own...LOL...Men smell different..so uh..I dont see how you can capture that really..LOL
56. Damn #13 lighten up! Laugh a little for "peter's" sake! You don't have to buy it! But I think the concept is just too damn funny!!! I really needed the laugh. Thanks guys!!!!
57. Okay...so I just had second thoughts about this...
What if the factory blows up and spreads this smell over hundreds of miles!! What will happen to the country!? Will there be panic? People running and screaming in the streets? And what if you are allergic??? Entire cities will be ruined, hanging laundry will smell funny, dogs will roll around in it, I tell you we are doomed!!!
59. LOL This is for real and they sell t-shirts and panties on the wbsite too! what some people come up with to make money, this is gotta be the lowest yet!
60. why do men say it smells like fish, that is just nasty, i have NEVER smelled like fish, why would a womans vagina smell like a fish and why do people say that, again just nasty!
Posted at 10:37PM on Sep 21st 2007 by don't get it
