Scent of a Woman

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?




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46. THS SECTION STINKS, LITERALLY

A PERFUME THAT SMELLS LIKE TUNA

AND

AN UGLY "WOMAN" NAMED CHYNA

IS THIS THE WRETCH AND HEAVE SECTION?????

Posted at 9:18PM on Sep 20th 2007 by anonymous

47. Hey PAGurl,
It is not a perfume. go to the web site. it is for a man to smell or women who like the smell to use. You just smell it, not wear it.

Posted at 9:34PM on Sep 20th 2007 by shocked

48. If her belly looks like that- could you imagine the looks of her box?

Posted at 9:43PM on Sep 20th 2007 by P-Type

49. why would anyone wear a scent that smells like nasty ass fish. a vaginal cologne or whatever, thats disgusting.

Posted at 10:25PM on Sep 20th 2007 by AustralianGQ

50. Women spend money on products to get rid of the smell. This stuff could only be used by the pervs rubbing it on their inflatable partners ... If you rub it on..they will come. This is some sick #&%!!

Posted at 12:21AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Betty

51. To all you men who are saying "fishy smell, gross" you guys can't seem to get enough of it, and by the way you're with the wrong girls. What would the "ball'fume" smell like by the way?

Posted at 12:53AM on Sep 21st 2007 by smell urself

52. A healthy, clean vagina has a very pleasant fragrance. It is definitely a turn-on to most men. Those of you who are mentioning a 'fishy odor" probably need to take your female partner to a doctor, because that smell is a symptom of a vaginal infection like bacterial vaginosis.

Women have to endure enough craziness when it comes to their female parts - from being told that their labia are too long or areola too large - it is all ridiculous. Women are the most beautiful things on this earth, and their uniqueness, including their vaginal fragrance, should be celebrated - not joked about.

Yes, I am a man and I would be very interested to test out this product.

Posted at 1:48AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Navi

53. This product is going to be super hot. Why did I not think of it first?

Posted at 6:04AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Mscsrrr.com

54. So will there be a yeast infection version?

Yes this is pretty gross. It also gives the crazies more to work with when they rant on this country. Imagine this falling out of your bag in Saudia Arabia.

But what I hope for is that it will set off alarms when they go through the screeners at airports. Then you have to explain the mystery checmical.

Posted at 9:07AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Ed_Web

55. So do they all smell alike??? I really cant speak for anyone of them other than my own...LOL...Men smell different..so uh..I dont see how you can capture that really..LOL

Posted at 9:35AM on Sep 21st 2007 by abbie

56. Damn #13 lighten up! Laugh a little for "peter's" sake! You don't have to buy it! But I think the concept is just too damn funny!!! I really needed the laugh. Thanks guys!!!!

Posted at 3:39PM on Sep 21st 2007 by GIRL

57. This is hilarious! I read about it a while ago!

Posted at 8:00PM on Sep 21st 2007 by WhereSheShops

58. LOL This is for real and they sell t-shirts and panties on the wbsite too! what some people come up with to make money, this is gotta be the lowest yet!

Posted at 10:25PM on Sep 21st 2007 by for real

59. why do men say it smells like fish, that is just nasty, i have NEVER smelled like fish, why would a womans vagina smell like a fish and why do people say that, again just nasty!

Posted at 10:37PM on Sep 21st 2007 by don't get it

60. 47. hey, morons......the guy doesn't wear it! It's for a woman to wear to give a stiffy if viagra doesn't work. READ!
This is hysterical! LMAO!!

Posted at 8:05PM on Sep 20th 2007 by PAgurl

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU CALL A MORON PAgurl CAUSE YOU ARE WRONG, ITS NOT A PURFUME AND ITS NOT FOR A WOMAN ITS FOR A MAN TO JUST SMELL WHEN HE IS OR WANTS TO GET OFF, NOT TO WEAR LIKE A PURFUME

Posted at 10:44PM on Sep 21st 2007 by WHO IS THE MORON?

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