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Scent of a Woman

9/20/2007 6:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?


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46.

Spindizzy    

Good grief! The same effect can be had by simply opening a can of Starkist tuna and pouring the liquid upon one's body!

NO ONE wants to smell that thing!! Yuck!!

2506 days ago
47.

anonymous    

THS SECTION STINKS, LITERALLY

A PERFUME THAT SMELLS LIKE TUNA

AND

AN UGLY "WOMAN" NAMED CHYNA

IS THIS THE WRETCH AND HEAVE SECTION?????

2506 days ago
48.

move over lutfi    

Hey PAGurl,
It is not a perfume. go to the web site. it is for a man to smell or women who like the smell to use. You just smell it, not wear it.

2506 days ago
49.

P-Type    

If her belly looks like that- could you imagine the looks of her box?

2506 days ago
50.

AustralianGQ    

why would anyone wear a scent that smells like nasty ass fish. a vaginal cologne or whatever, thats disgusting.

2506 days ago
51.

Betty    

Women spend money on products to get rid of the smell. This stuff could only be used by the pervs rubbing it on their inflatable partners ... If you rub it on..they will come. This is some sick #&%!!

2506 days ago
52.

Sherry    

To all you men who are saying "fishy smell, gross" you guys can't seem to get enough of it, and by the way you're with the wrong girls. What would the "ball'fume" smell like by the way?

2506 days ago
53.

Bascombe    

A healthy, clean vagina has a very pleasant fragrance. It is definitely a turn-on to most men. Those of you who are mentioning a 'fishy odor" probably need to take your female partner to a doctor, because that smell is a symptom of a vaginal infection like bacterial vaginosis.

Women have to endure enough craziness when it comes to their female parts - from being told that their labia are too long or areola too large - it is all ridiculous. Women are the most beautiful things on this earth, and their uniqueness, including their vaginal fragrance, should be celebrated - not joked about.

Yes, I am a man and I would be very interested to test out this product.

2506 days ago
54.

Ed_Web    

So will there be a yeast infection version?

Yes this is pretty gross. It also gives the crazies more to work with when they rant on this country. Imagine this falling out of your bag in Saudia Arabia.

But what I hope for is that it will set off alarms when they go through the screeners at airports. Then you have to explain the mystery checmical.

2506 days ago
55.

Abs    

So do they all smell alike??? I really cant speak for anyone of them other than my own...LOL...Men smell different..so uh..I dont see how you can capture that really..LOL

2506 days ago
56.

luv2laff    

Damn #13 lighten up! Laugh a little for "peter's" sake! You don't have to buy it! But I think the concept is just too damn funny!!! I really needed the laugh. Thanks guys!!!!

2506 days ago
57.

Ed_Web    

Okay...so I just had second thoughts about this...

What if the factory blows up and spreads this smell over hundreds of miles!! What will happen to the country!? Will there be panic? People running and screaming in the streets? And what if you are allergic??? Entire cities will be ruined, hanging laundry will smell funny, dogs will roll around in it, I tell you we are doomed!!!

2506 days ago
58.

WhereSheShops    

This is hilarious! I read about it a while ago!

2505 days ago
59.

Judy 34A    

LOL This is for real and they sell t-shirts and panties on the wbsite too! what some people come up with to make money, this is gotta be the lowest yet!

2505 days ago
60.

Judy 34A    

why do men say it smells like fish, that is just nasty, i have NEVER smelled like fish, why would a womans vagina smell like a fish and why do people say that, again just nasty!

2505 days ago
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