Britney, Paris & Lindsay in Three-Way Crash!

TMZ has video of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan all together, doing blow and crashing their cars -- sorta.

From Crackle: Role Models

In what would otherwise be a tabloid dream story come true, the clip unfortunately stars a Troll, a Bratz doll and a Barbie as the Hollywood train wrecks. It also features a surprise cameo by one of TMZ's most notorious DUI bad boys!

"Role Model" Dolls -- get some for the kids today!

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, paris hilton, ParisHilton

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31. it would be a tabloid dream story come true??? How pathetic! you would love to ruin anyones life...I think TMZ needs to grow up and this video reported

Posted at 7:20AM on Sep 21st 2007 by landrews

32. Doesn't the troll doll's face look more like Nichole Ritchie?

Posted at 7:29AM on Sep 21st 2007 by M

33. Is it wrong that I beat off to that video? Paris RULES!!!

Posted at 7:43AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Dirty Sanchez

34. ridiculousTMZ. You really are ridiculous sending Child Protective Services to this site. Give me a break. You want CPS (who are already overloaded with actual abuse) to look at this site? What abuse was done you moron. People like you who abuse the system is why the children who really need the help don't get it because you tie up the CPS with nonsense. GET A LIFE...

Posted at 7:53AM on Sep 21st 2007 by getalife

35. lose the commercials at the beginning

Posted at 7:55AM on Sep 21st 2007 by keenbuddy

36. It's bad enough they are corrupting childrens minds, now you are. Not even funny.

Posted at 8:48AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Whooh

37. I found it funny but also shameful that kids were used to depict the behavior of coked out trainwrecks. The parents who allowed their kids to do this need to seriously think about how other parents (Dina Lohan) have not exactly been good role models in their child's life.
oh brother...always someone, SOMEONE blah blah blah... they are actors... this was BRILLIANT!!!! it shows that HOPEFULLY, children know who are real role models and who are NOT!


these are ACTORS!!! come on!

Posted at 8:57AM on Sep 21st 2007 by death on a cracker

38. I cannot BELIEVE how many people find this negitive toward these kids acting... come on!!! these kids know whats going on ANYWAY!!!! its all ove rthe news, its all over the radios...people, we cannot shelter our kids from whats going on in the world, we need to educate them...talk to them about it..what drugs are, what they do, how they ruin lives... these kids are acting.. they are playing a part... you all should be ashamed of yourself.. these are not your kids...where are you kids, in front of the TV??? they are making a statement... this is AMERICA after all... these kids are not being put into serious risk. they are being exposed in any way... they are pretending to be someone else...its called ACTING!!! move along.

Posted at 9:02AM on Sep 21st 2007 by death on a cracker

39. Brilliant ! Michael Moore is right . . . so many of you folks just don't get satire.

Posted at 9:09AM on Sep 21st 2007 by KittyKatinCanada

40. p.s. to the ones dissing this video and the parents of the ACOTRS, you should try talking to your kids...maybe they will open up and let you into their lives a bit more... sadly, you probably think your child doesn't know about drugs or sex or anything bad but they do... they have questions.. if they cannot come to you they will find someone else to go to..... they will NOT come to you if you do not listen.... that is how problems start. don't shelter your child... they are much much smarter then you think. be there for them. explain things like this to them.. i know its hard to try and explain why Britney isn't wearing panties... but you're who they look up too they need for you to treat them with respect or they will find someone else who does and that person may not be who they need to be talking to at all. if anyone needs to grow up its the ones bashing this video. you just don't get whats going on here.

Posted at 9:14AM on Sep 21st 2007 by death on a cracker

41. Yeah, call CPS, morons. At least these child-actors are aware (by the very nature of the satirical video) that these b*tches ARE NOT role models! Your kids (if you even have any) probably want to emulate these whores; knowing them only for their starring roles in motion pictures, CD's, and oh so glamourous way of life. Keep on sheltering your little ones, and tell them I wish them the best of luck in rehab and/or jail!

Posted at 9:46AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Backtalk

42. Come on gimme a break, these kids are actors....
they probably don't even know what 'coke' is,
theres much worse things going on like drunken parents beating their kids
child abduction, pedofiles, and your all worried about a stupid video,
get a life.

Posted at 9:48AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Stoopit

43. That is a riot. All you uptight stick up the butt "oh what about the children" types, get over it.

When I was a kid, I would have done the same thing.

It's called ACTING, you dumb asses.

Posted at 4:12PM on Sep 25th 2007 by REY-noldo

44. Those kids are not "actors" dumbasses. They can't act, and no decent adult would have them "act" that way for a STUPID video..

Posted at 9:59AM on Sep 21st 2007 by .

45. Hilarious!

The "Child Protectors" are insane! These kids SHOULD and OBVIOUSLY DO know that the behavior depicted in this work of art is foolish and worthy of ridicule!

Bravo! This is what satire is supposed to be!

Posted at 10:15AM on Sep 21st 2007 by hamina

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