When you're Nicole Richie and you do, um, whatever it is she does, you don't have to wait in line at the airport with mere mortals. Waiting is, according to the latest studies, not hot.
Nicole and her baby daddy, Joel Madden, made their way through security at LAX yesterday. Joel led his woman by the hand, through the ropes and up to the metal detector, where Nicole had to remove her shoes before proceeding.
Some rules still apply.
1. NICOLE IS SUCH A GANGSTTERR I LOVEE THAT CHICK
Posted at 12:03PM on Sep 21st 2007 by Lucas Moretti
2. I hope her baby has ADD.
Posted at 12:05PM on Sep 21st 2007 by John
3. How far along is she? She doesn't even look pregnant!
Posted at 12:13PM on Sep 21st 2007 by melh
4. I would think that Nicole being so "Rich" she would have a private jet
Posted at 12:13PM on Sep 21st 2007 by fridgeee
5. So what? Ugly Nicole has never done a thing but party and do drugs and get pregnant WHILE she was drinking and doing drugs. And she doesn't have the brain functions of a slug. Why subject us to this skank. And for this? Geesh.
Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 21st 2007 by sick of this bimbo
6. I doubt she would have anything in her shoes she is going to be a mother! yeah yeah it's for safety issues but airport security can be so cruel and uptight
Posted at 12:20PM on Sep 21st 2007 by Happiness
7.
I hate seeing pregnant celebrities. I just hate it. I want them to always be slim and beautiful and glamorous. Salma has ruined my image of her forever. Even Angelina. How can i think of her as the sexy tomb raider anymore? I want to have a willing suspension of disbelief when i go to the movies. MAKE ME BELIEVE. Are you listening Tom Cruise?? You were go great in Collateral. Now, people think you are strange. Why did you bring your private life into my world? Why can't you people stay in the house?? You have everything you need - bowling alleys, basketball courts, swimmng pools, game rooms, cooks, nannies, maids...WHY DO YOU COME OUT ACTING ALL CRAZY?? LOOKING BAD?? SHOWING YOUR ZITS?? Please give us some kind of fantasy or I will not believe you in the role you are playing and that messes up the movie for me. I bet other people feel this way too.
Posted at 12:30PM on Sep 21st 2007 by amazed at all this
8. Nichole rocks!!!!! She is not gonna screw up- watch!!!!!
Posted at 12:30PM on Sep 21st 2007 by P-Type
9. Amy Sedaris wants to know why you people hate so much?!
Posted at 12:33PM on Sep 21st 2007 by Bizz
10. My goodness, some of you certainly are vicious! "Sick Of This Bimbo" - I get the distinct feeling that when you were pregnant you gained a little too much weight and are now wishing fatness on any celebrity who dares to be pregnant. Get over it.
Nicole is a lovely young woman who deserves much happiness after turning her life around completely! Nicole - we love you!!
Posted at 1:11PM on Sep 21st 2007 by Baba Krywy
11. nicole is so cool!! it would probably be really nice to hang out with her..she seems very laid back!! go nicole happy birthday!!
Posted at 1:12PM on Sep 21st 2007 by cam
12. all pregnant women get to go to the front of the lines at the airport...even nicole richie
Posted at 1:14PM on Sep 21st 2007 by mammamia
13. LOL, Nicole is a perfect example of the term bimbo. She never learned how to be a moral individual and she doesn't have a clue how to teach a kid how to be a moral individual. What has she done with all her money to make a positive difference in this world? Nothing, just partied and did drugs and went from one guy to the next, more multiple sex partners than can be counted, and did not even bother with such an unimportant issue like practicing safe sex. She didn't bother getting an education because she has too much money and doesn't need to bother with such mudane "discomforts." She has had a worthless life of self-indulgence, and she will be bringing another person into this world that will be just like her. The baby will be interesting to her for about 20 minutes, and she will haul it out whenever she is feeling neglected by the paps. If you can't see the reality of this, try taking off those rose-colored glasses. Or just stop posting, Nicole.
Posted at 1:30PM on Sep 21st 2007 by Lucky
14. Why are you following this woman around? What exactly has she done besides get a dui. She is just a tiny bit known and is no beauty whatsoever. It just never makes any sense.
Posted at 1:32PM on Sep 21st 2007 by Legalreader
15.
To # 9 by Bizz
Tell Amy it's because school hasn't started yet where the hate by children and parents of those children will then flow.
Posted at 3:52PM on Sep 21st 2007 by JO
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