Stars better get their mugs to the day spa -- and stat! A new list names the ten best and worst celebs to be viewed in HDTV. Pull that lens back a little!
According to the tv predictions, high-definition is so clear, signs of aging and skin imperfections are dramatically visible.
20. holy crap! what has dr. phil done to himself?! can you say tight eye job? can he even blink? he must have a perpetual case of dry eye. and does he sleep like lily munster at night? and don't even get me started on those da vinci veneers. those things should be outlawed. with those, he looks like he should be sitting on some ventriloquist's lap! spit those suckers out and let 'em soak in a glass by your bed at night phil-o-mena.
22. I think it's ironic that Michael and Justin were featured on this. Justin Timberlake just copies Michael's sounds and moves. Take Michael's talent and package it in a cute young white boy package and you sell albums. Put Michael back in his 47 year old body and people say he's a monster.
There finally comes a time when we say, "**** it!!!" I'm tired of starving myself, I'm tired of going under anesthesia just to keep my face in the public, and ya know what????? I don't want to be in the public anyway. I just want to enjoy my life for once." Aging wouldn't be such a tragic thing if Hollywood didn't make it so. Oh............and guess what? If you're lucky enough to experience it, Life WILL happen and mother nature, gravity, life, etc., will takes it's toll on your body and your face. Go ahead and look like Joan Rivers if you want to. That's your call, but I see nothing wrong with aging and doing so with an "I've made my money. I don't give a **** what you think of me" attitude because they've earned it. Leave them alone.
25. THAT MESH THAT BEGINS JOHN TRAVOLTA'S WIG IS REVOLTING.
Posted at 11:47PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by JUST THE FACTS
26. If that's your definition of "High Def" I'll eat my hat. Half of those pics look like they were shot through gauze. (Or at least the stars you like...) And if Michelle Pfeiffer looks better than Britney Spears (in those pics) I'll eat my second hat... Some of the pics were like twenty feet away...and some close up.... So...not quite so fair... Especially with twenty years difference.... Oh...PS....I'm not even a Britney Spears fan......
28. Gee I wish you hadn't put Stallone up first...I almost lost my breakfast! I never did find him to be attactive like many women I know did. The deal is, Hollywood could take just about any one of us and do some hair work, make up work, clothing and if needed cosmetic surgery and we would all look like stars. But htere is no fighting the aging process...you can get all the face lifts in the world but it isn't going to change the fact that we all get older. As for Ms. Spears, if she doesn't get herself straightened out she is going to look 60 by the time she is 30...if she lives that long. What a waste.
You can NEVER put Jessica Alba in a "comparison" photo shoot. On her WORST day, she'd make the freshest " IT girl" look like a piece of trash. As for showing a picture of an OLDER sylvester Stallone -- HEY!!! NEVER disrespect the legacy of ROCKY.
TMZ, there are 3 MAJOR RULES that you must NEVER break. NEVER EEEEVVVVVEER direspect:\ 1. Al Pacino 2. Robert DeNiro 3. ROCKY*
(*Sly Stone ain't the greatest actor, and had some bad movies...BUT the guy gave us ROCKY I-IV, we need to show him respect. If we could forgive George Lucas for force-feeding us Star Wars, Episodes I and II (I'll forgive III because we FINALLY saw Darth Vader), we can forgive Sly for anything.
What the hell is next?? Disrespect Harrison Ford???? The guy may have suffered a middle aged breakdown, but hell, he's INDIANA JONES!!!! (and to a lesser degree Han Solo).
Posted at 9:56AM on Sep 24th 2007 by The Rasslin Detective