A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 9/16 - 9/22

It was a juicy week here in the Thirty Mile Zone, and while O.J. was shaking up a media frenzy that's been dormant since the "Trial of the Century," Hollywood was out and about -- making their own headlines!

Pin-up Pamela Anderson showed off her "natural" beauty, wiry Kate Moss got ripped, runways were pushed to the limit, and baby Suri was held in Germany!

Airy Jessica Simpson tried to act, busted Amy Winehouse went hive-less, and Shia LeBeouf showed off his buff. Click on in and have a look at the week ... before someone busts in and steals it!



Tags: amy winehouse, AmyWinehouse, jessica simpson, JessicaSimpson, Kate moss, KateMoss, Pamela Anderson, PamelaAnderson, raggedy ann, RaggedyAnn, shia lebeouf, ShiaLebeouf, suri, vulva

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1. Pam Anderson is attractive - in fact she looks just as good naturally as she does with all of the makeup and fancy hair and the fancy photography

Posted at 4:07AM on Sep 23rd 2007 by * MISS UNIVERSE

2. Is that Kelly Osbourne's kooch hanging out under what looks like a deflated inner-tube? What happened to her? She's a wreck! Halloween's not for another month! Golly! Someone get her mom over there and cover her up or something!

Posted at 8:01AM on Sep 23rd 2007 by James in Milwaukee

3. I have laughed very, very hard daily, since you posted those Fashion Fiasco's with that super talented LAURYN HILL headlining the bill! WHO the HECK knew she has achieved such a high level of success impersonating Howdy Doody?!?! I want to book her for my next party!

That picture is so pure and innocent - ya know she is just SINGING and DANCING her little heart out! I would like to have that picture made into an 8 x 10, which I would frame, and place in a prominent place in my home, so that I could look at her sweet Howdy Doody face and laugh and laugh everyday for the rest of my tormented teeny-tiney life.

It takes a TREMENDOUS gift of talent to keep a person laughing as much as Ms. Hill's picture has made me laugh this week. I will be VERY disappointed to see her go.

I want to wish her continued success in bringing joy and laughter to people like me, who rarely find ANY joy and laughter in their meeger, meesely little lives. GOD BLESS YOU, Lauryn Hill! May the joy and laughter that you bring penetrate the boundaries of all human suffering, culminating in WORLD PEACE! - all from one moment, frozen in time - in which you dressed, sang and danced like our dearly departed Mr. Doody.

Posted at 8:49AM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Sincerely From the Heart

4. PORTLY-PLUS, BETH DITTO - WHO I'VE NEVER HEARD OF AND NEVER WANT TO HEAR OF AGAIN AFTER THAT NASTY PICTURE - SHOULD'VE HAD THE COPS CALLED ON HER AND GOTTEN MULTIPLE CITATIONS AND BEEN HAULED OFF TO JAIL FOR PUBIC-LESS NUDITY. UNBELIEVABLE! WITH THAT GIRL'S SIZE, I REALLY BELIEVE THAT IT WAS EITHER A MATTER OF THE SKIRT OR UNDERWEAR, NOT BOTH. BUT, IN HER CASE, SHE MADE THE WRONG CHOICE. BLEEECH!

Posted at 9:50AM on Sep 23rd 2007 by ME

5. AS SMOKIN' AS PAM ANDERSON ONCE WAS, FOR MANY YEARS NOW, I JUST IMMEDIATELY TURN THE PAGE OR FLIP THE CHANNEL WHEN I SEE HER NOW. I DON'T REALLY EVEN KNOW HOW SHE LOOKS ANYMORE, BECAUSE I JUST DON'T PAY HER ANY ATTENTION. SHE USED UP HER 15 MINUTES LONG AGO, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

Posted at 9:58AM on Sep 23rd 2007 by ME

6. Just a little FYI to TMZ Editors:

The pictures don't seem to match the heading "juicy week in the thirty mile zone", considering the pics of alien Cruise, Katie and Holmes grandparents were taken in Germany.

Maybe my geography is a little 'off ', but last I checked Germany/Europe wasn't within 30 miles of L.A/California/'US.

Posted at 3:19PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Sue

7. Someone, please tell Beth to put on a pair of panties the next time she wears a short skirt....and we know there will be a next time.

Posted at 3:26PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Passing through

8. WHAT did Katie Holmley do to her hair??? UGLY!!! I never thought Tom Cruise's "YES GIRL" was that chte in the first place...NOW SHE IS JUST FUGLY!

Posted at 5:05PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by wendirella