Caprice Wins Best Boobs!

Who's got the fairest pair -- of breasts? Cosmetic surgeon Patrick Mallucci says international shmodel/cyborg Caprice Bourret has the best rack around, and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham sports the worst. Major!breasts
Just what makes the best breasts? According to Mallucci (who had the oh-so-difficult job of poring over countless photos of breasts), good breasts have nipples that point upward, and an upper half that's slightly smaller than the bottom half.

Mallucci said he found Beckham's breasts to be "unnaturally round," but that didn't stop hundreds of his clients from requesting a Posh-like pair, reports the Daily Mail.

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31. why on every story i go to people hate so much on the person the article is about. it makes no sense. if u cant stand the person why do u click on a story about them. and what good does spreading all this hate do. NONE

Posted at 11:58AM on Sep 28th 2007 by JB

32. Those things are a safety hazard, well above the max. recommended P.S.I.

Posted at 8:25PM on Nov 6th 2007 by newtron9

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