Chris Crocker -- Same Shtick, Same Outfit

The crazed "Leave Britney alone!" fan, Chris Crocker, was seen Saturday night at super trendy Mr.Chow -- they actually let him in -- wearing the same shiny and ri-damn-diculous jacket he had on Friday.


The platinum blond-bobber was asked about all things Britney, and babbled, "She's a national treasure ... I think people need to let Britney do drugs, they need to let people hit people with cars. She's Britney Spears!"

The YouTube phenom had a message for Brit, "Live for me, not your children!" All this wisdom spilling out of someone who has been living in his grandparents' basement!



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61. Man or wo-man, it sure is pretty

Posted at 11:03AM on Sep 24th 2007 by RaarGeval

62. this has got to be the dumbest thing that i have ever seen! Britney's crotch lips look better than this guy's whole face and that thing (Brit's crotch) is pretty tore up!!!

Posted at 11:05AM on Sep 24th 2007 by Super Aries Lady

63. C'MON TMZ This guy belittled 9/11 a slap in the face to all who died. Check your YOUTUBE and view it. This world is gettin sicker and sicker

Posted at 11:06AM on Sep 24th 2007 by Jack Schitt

64. I thought that the whole Britney situation had sunk as low as it possibly could.

I stand corrected -- this is worse. "We've cut through the bottom of the barrel and are tunnelling through to hell" sums it all up.

Britney Spears is already a 'meta-celebrity' -- In other words, famous for being famous. That would make 'Chris Crocker' (or whatever his/her/its real name is) a meta-meta-celebrity, and the people that have gotten some notice for spoofing him/her/it meta-meta-meta celebrities....

My head hurts. I think I have to go lie down.

Posted at 11:07AM on Sep 24th 2007 by Live and Sleazy

65. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa The dude is a tool.

Posted at 11:07AM on Sep 24th 2007 by American Pride

66. This he/she is trying to kill Britney's career. He is a joke.

Posted at 11:10AM on Sep 24th 2007 by Adian

67. Play the video on tv where he says he doesn't care about 911 and how Brittany is more important than 911 and see how far he gets.

Posted at 1:04AM on Sep 25th 2007 by CandelLife

68. Can't you just leave.....(sniff!) this tool alone? He's a person too! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
He has feelings! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Boo-hoooo!!!


ROFL

OK, Chrissy. You're 15 minutes are up, babe. Thank you for playing.


Posted at 11:40AM on Sep 24th 2007 by tom foolery

69. I just realized who was leeched onto his arm... ok, I just barfed for real.

Posted at 11:40AM on Sep 24th 2007 by CandelLife

70. 33. Watch the guys' videos on youtube to get a handle on his sense of humor. I can't believe no one understands the term "sarcasm" or irony. The guy's a comedian, get a clue.

Posted at 10:07AM on Sep 24th 2007 by the joke IS on you

Sorry, mate, but the joke IS on you. We get that he thinks he is a comedian. We also get that he is not funny, and rather akin to the sound of chalk screeching across a blackboard.

In other words...

highy cringe inducing.

Posted at 11:44AM on Sep 24th 2007 by trinity

71. Did you guys notice the chick that was with this fruitcake is the porn star "britney"from the brett michaels show ? shes done like 6 pornos now and what on earth is she hanging out with this freak for?

Posted at 11:44AM on Sep 24th 2007 by mike

72. If I didn't know otherwise, I'd have thought he was a female. That's kinda scary.

Posted at 12:29PM on Sep 24th 2007 by Puh-lease

73. so happy you posted this. i love chris. report more on him please

Posted at 11:55AM on Sep 24th 2007 by noname

74. That chick is cute.

Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 24th 2007 by Buddy

75. He thinks he's clever.

Posted at 12:06PM on Sep 24th 2007 by bee

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