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Ann Coulter -- Where's My Fatwa?!

Posted Sep 25th 2007 12:46PM by TMZ Staff

Conservative flamethrower Ann Coulter is beggin' for it -- a fatwa, that is.

The blonde bombdropper is whining that she can't get a death sentence hung over her head, like author Salman Rushdie did by offending Ayatollah Khomeini with his book, "The Satanic Verses."

"I want a fatwa," Annie tells British Esquire. "I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can't I get a fatwa? Don't they read my stuff?"

Probably not, but luckily for Coulter, wackjob Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad is tooling around the East Coast, in case she hadn't heard. Or, perhaps Ann could just go to Iran and make herself available!

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31. #2, Ann Coulter couldn't tell the truth if she got slapped up the side of her face with it. She takes a tiny bit of truth and twists and bends it to suit her own skewered thinking. She is intelligent, but she takes that intelligence and uses it, so she thinks, to try and grind others into the ground when they don't agree with her completely warped views on things. She is one of the most horrid people ever to "grace" this earth. The only good use for her books is to toss the pages into a cat box. By the way, I am a conservative Republican.

Posted at 1:40PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Lin

32. Ann Coulter is a giant thorn in the side of the stupid Liberal. All she does is speak the truth and call a spade a spade. And that is, that a Democrat Liberal is simply a Traitor to the United States. They support everything from aborting an unborn child to the joy of watching military men prosecuted for war crimes. Keep it up Ann. You and I both know that the real enemy is here within. They call themselves Democrats.

Posted at 1:38PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Democrats are evil

33. Ann couldn't make it to Iran. She was too busy cleaning the vomit off her face from the night before.

Posted at 1:39PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Madia

34. ANN: swing by Detriot at night or Oakland, if you really want to put yourself in harms way.
I'll take time out of my busy schedule to kick you in the balls if it will make you feel better.

Posted at 1:43PM on Sep 25th 2007 by DENNIS I.

35. WHO? This "gal" looks like a tranny from Chelsey.

Posted at 1:40PM on Sep 25th 2007 by RJinchicago

36. What I wrote in my previous post I could just as well write to you too, #6. NOTHING she says is the truth except when she says her name. The only reason she ruffles feathers is NOT because she is telling the truth, because she ISN'T, but BECAUSE people like you are so easily fooled just like lemmings...you would jump off that proverbial cliff if she told you too, and that is pretty sad. I just shake my head when people get taken in by the likes of Coulter. She is just plain sickening.

Posted at 1:46PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Lin

37. The only truth she says is things that self absorbed jerks like her *believe* to be true. She's got an ugly personality and someone on the opposite end of the political spectrum that acted the same way would be equally as ugly a person. I dont' pay attention to idiots like this, I've just seen her on tv a couple of times...

"Wah wah wah pay attention to me I'm so controversial wah wah wah how come no one hates me enough to put a hit out on me wah wah wah" shut up seriously. Don't you have to go find more people to call f**s?

Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Valerie

38. Ann Coulter is a joke. She should give herself a Fatwa so we don't have to hear her bleating anymore.

Posted at 1:46PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Edward

39. Yes, more coulter defenders! They are even dumber than she is..."Duh, libruls r traytorz, duhhhhh

Posted at 3:09PM on Sep 25th 2007 by s c o r n

40. PERSONALLY, I THINK SHE'S A TRANSVESTITE. HAS ANYONE ELSE BESIDES MYSELF NOTICED THE HUGH ADAM'S APPLE SHE HAS??!! CHECK IT OUT NEXT TIME SHE'S ON TV

Posted at 1:51PM on Sep 25th 2007 by BETTY20X

41. # 29 ME - that made no sense, at least if you disagree (given i am sure you are a fan of Ann's), you would at least have a screwball explanation for your statement...

Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 25th 2007 by kelly

42. COULTERGEIST IS AN EVIL PIECE OF CRAP AND A HATEMONGER,
NOT TO MENTION A TOTAL SKANK. I STILL SAY IT'S A GUY. WOMEN
DON'T HAVE ADAMS APPLES!! I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL ALONG
WITH ALL OF THE TURDS ON FOX NEWS.

Posted at 1:44PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

43. I think the bleach this woman pours onto her head has seeped into her brain. If the only way someone like her can get attention is to shock and insult, then she is obviously not that intelligent or original. I could care less about the political views, she's just a has been. Aren't her 15 minutes up?!

Posted at 1:47PM on Sep 25th 2007 by cubsfan

44. Ann Coulter is just an outright douche bag who is a shill for a corrupt party and administration. If she wants a fatwa - by God, she ought to have it - a successful one at that. It would put an end to her vile verbal antics - basically I think she enjoys being a bitch more than she enjoys being a mouthpiece for the fascisti pigs she has such admiration for..

Posted at 1:44PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Gary

45. Jeeeeezzzzzzz , would someone just stick it in this poor old worn out hag , PLEASE someone buy her a ticket to the middle east and get her, her FATWA !! She's as messed up as Britney , Lindsey & Paris , in other words a train wreck .

Posted at 1:45PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Nick

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