Ann Coulter -- Where's My Fatwa?!

Conservative flamethrower Ann Coulter is beggin' for it -- a fatwa, that is.

The blonde bombdropper is whining that she can't get a death sentence hung over her head, like author Salman Rushdie did by offending Ayatollah Khomeini with his book, "The Satanic Verses."

"I want a fatwa," Annie tells British Esquire. "I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can't I get a fatwa? Don't they read my stuff?"

Probably not, but luckily for Coulter, wackjob Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad is tooling around the East Coast, in case she hadn't heard. Or, perhaps Ann could just go to Iran and make herself available!



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76. Ann *ROCKS* because she pisses off all you dumb liberals - she's the best :)

Posted at 2:32PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Jax

77. Ann Coulter Rocks-Its only the truth to you if your a racist pig!

Posted at 2:32PM on Sep 25th 2007 by jbird

78. She speaks the truth,eh? Some of you need to get out more.

Would someone please give this disingenuous twit her fatwa already. Life is difficult enough without her hate mongering spewage. Lord, she's an annoying, whining, self-serving waste of a positive life in this world. And for all of you AC fans, this comment is not coming from a 'liberal' ... whatever the hell that stupid label means anyway.

Posted at 10:42AM on Dec 24th 2007 by James 'no alias' Acuna

79. KELLY #39: OF COURSE IT MADE NO SENSE TO YOU. YOU'RE A LIBERAL. I'LL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE, BECAUSE AFTER THAT, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME TO REPEAT IT. WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER, ON #23 I BELIEVE IT WAS, WAS A LOAD OF RANTING AND SLANDERING OPINIONS NOT BASED ON FACT, PERIOD. THE LOAD WAS ALL B.S. - EXCREMENT, DEFECATION IF YOU WILL. AND SO, SINCE YOU UNLOADED THIS MESS OF MANURE ONTO THE POST THROUGH YOUR KEYBOARD, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED SOME HELP CLEANING UP. SO, I OFFERED YOU SOMETHING TO CLEAN YOUR MESS AND YOURSELF UP WITH. THAT'S ALL.

HOWEVER, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DRAGGED LARRY BIRKHEAD INTO THIS. HE'S A PHOTOGRAPHER, NOT A LAWYER. BESIDES THIS, THE PUBLIC DOESN'T KNOW HIS OPINION, EITHER WAY, ON ANY POLITICAL ISSUE, AT ALL. SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT HERE.

LAST, YOU USED THE WORD, "RINK" (SKATING RINK). I THINK YOU REALLY MEANT, "RING" (BOXING RING).

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Posted at 2:50PM on Sep 25th 2007 by ME

80. As glad as I am to see bold, brave women who are not afraid to exercise their rights to believe as they wish, speak as they wish, and do as they wish, I think she has played a very potentially dangerous card here! Muslims don't joke around lightly with that kind of talk! O_o Ann, I'd hide in a foreign country for a little while if I were you, until they forget about this... but it's your call!

Posted at 2:49PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Go into hiding

81. Punks like Coulter are the reason why the regular american is a walking target once the leave the comfort of the us-mexican border and ventures out overseas


...such liberal ignorance in the statement above

Posted at 2:51PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Cali

82. As I said before, it's Ann's politics that those who "profess" tolerance cannot accept. Any opposing viewpoint sets you off on a tantrum of the kind of four letter- low intellect attacks usually usually heard from juveniles with a "playground" infatuation for body parts. Hilliary Clinton stands opposite almost everything I stand for, but I simply disagree with her politics. I would not slander her appearance (I think she's attractive), or sling a spew of profane attacks on her person and wish her dead just because her viewpoint differs from mine.
All it takes is for the opposition disagree with you on any one point and we soon find out where the real violent hatred lies.

Posted at 3:06PM on Sep 25th 2007 by ED

83.

Watch the pies, Ann! You know the radical libs believe in free speech ONLY when it is their speech.

Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 25th 2007 by amanda m

84. She is soooo bright! She could beat the terrorist & libs blindfolded & her arms tied behind her back! This girl knows her Constitution. Maybe she can teach the faculity & students at Columbia a thing or 100!

Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 25th 2007 by mickeylou

85. Ann Coulter is an attention-whore who will say the most outlandish things to get people to look at her bony ass. She is useless, mean-spirited, and patently Un-American. She also lies about her conservative views. She may seem like a conservative, but the company she keeps off camera belies the fact that she spends lots of time with lesbians!

Posted at 3:07PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Dang

86. I really dislike Anne and for those of you that have the same opinion... you will find this humorous
http://www.dlisted.com/files/87735014.jpg
=)

Posted at 3:09PM on Sep 25th 2007 by That Chick

87. Cute post #86 but when Ann does something like this she labeled "mean spirited" and "evil". What we're dealing with here is a crowd who could stand neck deep in cow dung and tell you that you're the one who stinks.
I may be back, but for now I'm going to look for a site that has adults with something of substance to offer.

Posted at 3:30PM on Sep 25th 2007 by ED

88. Ann Coulter is a two bagger. You have to put a bag over her head and your head in case her bags falls off.

Posted at 3:48PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Joe

89. I can't believe this woman makes a living....What has she really contributed to society? She's a loser....she's uneducated on world events....everytime she opens her mouth and speaks..people laugh at her. Who really takes what she say's seriously? Ann go home..your life has been a bad dream or a nightmare. Your a joke and embarassment to yourself. That's what the public thinks of you....and I am part of that public. TMZ....your great, but..don't give up space on your site to this wanna be....actually what does she want to be? lol

Posted at 3:48PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Go Home

90. ANN COULTER SUCKS !!!!!!!!

She is an absolute hate spewing lunatic who is contributing nothing helpful or hopeful to society and she simply needs to just simply go away:period !!!!

Posted at 3:48PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Steven Millan

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