Ann Coulter -- Where's My Fatwa?!

Conservative flamethrower Ann Coulter is beggin' for it -- a fatwa, that is.

The blonde bombdropper is whining that she can't get a death sentence hung over her head, like author Salman Rushdie did by offending Ayatollah Khomeini with his book, "The Satanic Verses."

"I want a fatwa," Annie tells British Esquire. "I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can't I get a fatwa? Don't they read my stuff?"

Probably not, but luckily for Coulter, wackjob Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad is tooling around the East Coast, in case she hadn't heard. Or, perhaps Ann could just go to Iran and make herself available!



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106. #99-Vicky,

You sound like a giant douche bag yourself!

Posted at 5:41PM on Sep 25th 2007 by magic man

107. KELLY #96: WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT A LIBERAL...I THINK YOU COULD FOOL ANYONE WITH YOUR ANTI-ANN COULTER RANT. BESIDES, THERE WAS NO HINT IN YOUR POST THAT YOU MIGHT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A LIBERAL

AS FAR AS YOUR JOKE USING ALLRED AND BIRKHEAD TOGETHER, IT WAS MISPLACED. I GOT THE JOKE WITH ALLRED ALONE. IF YOU WOULD'VE USED ALLRED AND, SAY, JOHNNY COCHRAN, (BOTH LAWYERS) I WOULD'VE GOT THE JOKE. PUTTING BIRKHEAD IN THERE PUT YOUR, "JOKE," IN THE, "HUH?," FILE FOR ME.

AS FAR AS YOUR MISPELLINGS, I ACTUALLY ALSO SAW TWO MORE MISSPELLINGS. BUT, BECAUSE IT WAS VERY BELIEVABLE TO ME THAT YOU WERE WRITING, "RING," AS, "RINK," AS A CONCEPT AND NOT AS A MISSPELLING, I DECIDED TO FOCUS ON THAT AND LEAVE THE SPELLING ALONE. I DIDN'T WANT TALK ABOUT NON-IDEAS.

ONE MORE THING ABOUT ANN COULTER: THE REASON SHE'S DOING WHAT SHE DOING ISN'T, I BELIEVE, BECAUSE OF ONLY HAVING A PERSONAL VENGENCE, PER SE. SHE'S DOING IT, BECAUSE THIS IS HER SHTICK. THIS IS HER APPROACH. HER APPROACH IS TO GIVE BACK TO THE LIBERALS IN THE SAME WAY THE LIBERALS HAVE BEEN DOING IT TO CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBLICANS FOR DECADES. YOU THINK GEORGE BUSH IS THE FIRST STUPIDEST PRESIDENT IN AMERICA. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE LIBERALS AND THE ELITISTS CALLED RONALD REAGAN, DURING HIS PRESIDENCY. I'M NOT SAYING ANN COULTER IS RIGHT IN HER APPROACH. I'M JUST SAYING THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES AS LIBERALS HAVE BEEN DOING IT TO CONSERVATIVE FOR DECADES. BUT, THE THING IS, THE VITRIOL THAT THE LIBERALS USE IS ALL THE LIBERALS HAVE. THEY HAVE NO SUBSTANCE. ANN COULTER ALSO HAS SUBSTANCE AND TRUTH. THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LIBERALS AND ANN COULTER.

Posted at 5:44PM on Sep 25th 2007 by ME

108. Ann is a kwak, she takes half truths and misleading information, fills it with hate and then barfs it back up for the "conservatives" to repreach as the truth. If everyone would stop playing liberal, conservative and using it for an excuse so they do not have to think for themselves we would be in much better state than we are currently in. The only reason ann exist is to divide people and spread hatred. It is a sad state when we make that a celebrity. Everyone needs to grow up and take responsibilty that we have let this happen and try and find some middle ground to unite on or we will lose everything.... We need true leaders, we need diplomats, we need strong motivators. These people will never run because ann thinks its ok to attack dirty. These people have to much class to get down to her level and put up with her classless attacks and the people like her on both sides, this is why we will never have any good leaders until we stop listening and buying up this garbage we are condeming ourselves.

Posted at 5:42PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Nancy

109. Ann Coulter is so far above all of you. Intelligent AND hot looking. Her academic
background is stellar and her columns are brilliant. Start reading them REGULARLY
and you will understand.

Posted at 5:47PM on Sep 25th 2007 by CHIPS

110. Bill Maher likes to sit on her face so he can feel her Adams Apple on his scrotum

Posted at 5:47PM on Sep 25th 2007 by bonerprone

111. Republican chicks are the best in bed by far. I bet Anne is fun.

Posted at 5:53PM on Sep 25th 2007 by I just roll like that

112. Jeez, even the Spice Girls had a least one Fatwa declared against them. I can see why Ann feels left out.

But perhaps Islamic militants needn't declare a Fatwa against her because she's already doing such a bang-up job spreading hate and dividing this country. Take this post:

29. Ann Coulter is a giant thorn in the side of the stupid Liberal. All she does is speak the truth and call a spade a spade. And that is, that a Democrat Liberal is simply a Traitor to the United States. They support everything from aborting an unborn child to the joy of watching military men prosecuted for war crimes. Keep it up Ann. You and I both know that the real enemy is here within. They call themselves Democrats.

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The saddest thing about seeing Americans pitted against Americans is that all of this is just a big joke to Ann herself. Her circle of friends include--gasp--big giant liberals. They brunch together often in New York City. Probably they laugh at her readers. Or at least she does.

Posted at 7:37PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Salome Antipas

113. Coulter is intelligent, but hot? No way. Not in the least bit attractive. I usually agree with nothing she writes or rambles on about, and she's mean-spirited to boot. However, this is kind of funny. Not to mention the fact that anyone who loathes Muslims can't be all bad.

Posted at 6:36PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Raquel

114. Ann, Ann, Ann there you go, talking tough again and living in the fantasy world of yours in which you think you actually matter. Do you realize that people of substance laugh at you once you walk away? Do you realize that when your life is over with, you will have accomplished less than nothing? You don't do you? How sad.

Posted at 6:53PM on Sep 25th 2007 by sunny and clear

115. I don't understand why she is given any press time. Coulter is the epitome of evil...she has no empathy. She's a heartless joke. When she comes on TV I change the channel.

Posted at 3:50PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Debbie/grandmother

116. She is a media wh**e who will say anything to get attention. The only people who care what she says lack the ability to decern intelligent dialogue from her vitriolic rants.

Posted at 8:26PM on Sep 25th 2007 by shadow

117. SHE IS A DISGRACE TO WOMEN....SHE LOVES THE PUBLICITY,,ANY PUBLICITY AND SHE IS SO WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING....SHE DESERVES BUSH AND IS JUST AS POPULAR.......WHAT A REAL HO

Posted at 9:25PM on Sep 25th 2007 by IDA

118. For Democrats are evil #29...It's always interesting to me that people like you call democrats every name in the book. My Focus on the Family neighbor recently called me a communist because I'm a democrat. This loving wonderful christian woman who does nothing but spew hate. Both of my parents were in the military. My mom was in the Pacific theater as an army nurse in world war 2. My dad was int he Normandy Invasion in the European theater during world war 2. My husband is retired military. I have had the wonderful privilege of living all over the world because of my dad's 32 year military career. We live in the best country ever. It's not perfect but having lived in other places where freedoms don't exist like here we are very blessed.

I volunteer my time working with abused children. It fascinates me that many republicans say they are pro family and pro life. But you only support the pre born. The post born are forgotten about. The programs that have been cut by this admisnistration for kids is obscene--programs that help keep families together.

Posted at 9:45PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Debbie/grandmother

119. #121- I'm a conservative and I agree with a few things that you said. One, calling names is something that most liberals do and conservative are very wrong when they act hateful and judgemental. Secondly, pre-birth and post-birth is totally different things. If you can't affort to take care of a baby before it's born you don't kill it, just give it to someone who can. These so-called programs inslave most people and they are unable or just plain don't want to take on themselves to seek a better life for themselves. Even the illegal aliens trys to work first and hard to get ahead. Hating liberals is wrong, but detesting liberalism is a different thing all together!!!

Posted at 10:22PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Lenn K.

120. This pathetic, worthless excuse of a woman is as evil as satan himself. Anyone that has ever been to church no matter what religion should know that hate and judging are wrong. She spews hate for anyone who is gay, minority, needy or doesn't agree with her horrific rants. She and Bush deserve a jail cell together for the rest of their lives. Bush can sit there and think up new ways of skewering the English language and she can tell him how ignorant he is. At least this time, she'd actually be right.

Posted at 10:23PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Opinionated

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