Britney's Midnight Tan: The Inner Dialog

Posted Sep 26th 2007 1:55PM by TMZ Staff

Hey, y'all, it's me. You might notta reconnized me with my blue contract lensers and glam new mermaid weave -- but it's me, bitches! And I am so hot!
Britney Spears
I got me a hankerin' last night at midnight for a suntan to go with my new look -- so I just grabbed one of my go-girls and headed over to the tannin' parlor. Dang, this blouse is a little snuggafied, but I loves how it makes my puppies look hungry! And I love how this white pockerbook goes with my brown cowgirl boots! This is a hot autumn look!

I don't unnerstand why peeps is so worrifcated on me. I'm fiiiine. Serriously. I never felt gooder or more togetherer. See, I'm makin' money! And I like gettin' my pitcher tooken! It's no place but uppers for me! So stop hatin' on TMZ and all them internetters -- they are makin' me money! Ohh... wait, I just had a new song idear! Gimme gimme -- gimme gimme sumpin' sumpin'. ... Oh heckers, I got sumpin' on my pantlers.

Why is that go-girl wearin' that horrbull paisley dress? I want it! Eight hunnerd thousand a month, bitches! Don't worry 'bout me and my boo boos! Gimme gimme sumpin' -- hey there Delilah -- sumpin' sumpin' what you do to meeeeeeeee... I am back!

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1. that looks like typical for that type of blouse its common. Outfit at least covers her

Posted at 1:20PM on Sep 26th 2007 by crymeariver

2. wait, did'nt we say her career was over? why is the pap snapping ex-stars?

Posted at 1:20PM on Sep 26th 2007 by A

3. Slow day TMZ??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:21PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Deelicious

4. We are pretty sick of you TMZ

Posted at 1:21PM on Sep 26th 2007 by No Muslims for Prez! B Informed.

5. Poor, poor Britney. RIP

Posted at 1:21PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Reaper

6. Enough Already!!! I like to see pictures of Britney, but the dialogue with all the "y'all's and RETARD talk" is getting really sickening. You guys can't let up can you? Seriously!! Enough is enough.

Posted at 1:21PM on Sep 26th 2007 by coachs_wife

7. here's a challenge for TMZ - STOP photographing Brit...just for say...a MONTH, and see if she can clean up her act - the constant negative attention is her newest addiction. Seriously. Can we talk about people who are doing positive things with their lives for a change?

Posted at 1:22PM on Sep 26th 2007 by A

8. isnt this diolog from her blog...i mean seems like her

Posted at 1:23PM on Sep 26th 2007 by justin

9. I LOVE LOVE LOVE these posts! Keep the inner dialogs coming! Hilarious!

Posted at 1:23PM on Sep 26th 2007 by MissyGirl

10. You know it's funny...she shaved her head because she was tired of having extensions in her head...NOW that's all she has!!!! LoL

Posted at 1:24PM on Sep 26th 2007 by heather

11. The picture looks good... cant say the same for the lame TMZ commentary.

Posted at 1:24PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Go AwAY

12. TOO DAMN FUNNY!!

Posted at 1:24PM on Sep 26th 2007 by I'm just saying......

13. I am sick of everyone thinking all people from Louisiana are as stupid as her! Some of us have the smarts real good!

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Sandra

14. I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, IF YOU WERE FOLLOWED 24/10 CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WE WOULD SEE. THE MEDIA JUST WANTS BRITNEY TO BE THE PUPPET THAT SHE USED TO BE, AND WORK HER WHOLE LIKE. SHE GREW UP FACE IT, SHE IS A WOMEN , NOT A LITTLE GIRL THAT CAN BE CONTROLLED.FIRST SHE WAS COUNGHT HOLDING A CIKE INSTEAD OF A PEPSI AND EVERYONE WENT CRAZY, THEN SEEN WITH A CIGERETTE, CRAZY.. BIG DEAL SHE IS HUMAN. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS....DEAD! LET HER MAKE MISTAKES AND FIND OUT FOR HERSELF THE RISK'S.IMAGINE WHAT SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH EVERY DAY.. ENOUGH GET OVER IT.

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 26th 2007 by L

15. Damn Brit Brit, you are such a trainwreck. Put a BRA on for God's sake, the sweater puppies are layin down near the waist band of yer dingity dang pants!!! I'm really sick of seeing her spiral down......let's just await the results of her first drug screen and pray that those kids get taken away from her. Sheeeeeeeesh.......

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 26th 2007 by Robyn

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